26Denver, United States
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My self-summary
I enjoy romantic walks to the liquor store and being the big spoon.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I'm working full-time as a kitchen manager at The Denver Biscuit Company! In my spare time I'm probably taking pictures of every animal I see for my snapchat, or maybe playing hockey. There's really no telling. Ideally my spare time would be filled with new adventures with some new cute girls!
I’m really good at
I excel at sarcasm, not taking things seriously, cooking, climbing trees, being vague, and some other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My willingness to make an awfully cheesy joke. Orrrrrr, yeah that's about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Where do I even begin...

Books: I'm not much of a reader, I find myself lost in my own head most of the time. You're definitely welcome to read me stories...but there better be pictures. 😏

Movies: My all time favorite movie is Garden State, it always has been and it always will be. Otherwise I love Eternal Sunshine, Napoleon Dynomite, STAR WARS, American Beauty, Billy Madison, any Rob Zombie movie❤️, I really could go on forever. You should definitely recommend me more movies!

Shows: Yikes okay, basically I can get locked into almost anything so it's difficult for me to choose favorites. The Walking Dead is the main one I wait around for week-to-week. American Horror Story is a gem as well. I find myself watching the food channel quite often as well. Recently I've been watching a lot of Cops, Broad City, The Office and It's Always Sunny though. Eh, you get the idea.

Music: I'll start with what I've been listening to recently; Twenty-one Pilots, Glass Animals, Lil' Dicky, Adele uhhh shit, I don't know I let Pandora do my choosing. I'm just gunna go random now; Say Anything, Brand New, Modest Mouse, Rob Zombie, Johnny Cash, La Dispute, Aesop Rock, Atmosphere, Taking Back Sunday...that's good enough.

Food: food.
Six things I could never do without
I'm too indecisive to choose only six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What Scooby and the gang are up to. Also, how am I supposed to get a girlfriend if I don't even have gold teeth?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably watching Netflix till it asks me if I'm still watching. And yes baby, I'm still here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
I'm probably too shy to message you first, but ya know...if you think we'd get along let me know and we can grab a beer or something fun and casual! Plus, I bet I can make ya laugh. If not, I KNOW I can make myself laugh. So win-win for me.
The two of us