So, about me. I am polyamorous, and currently have two incredible life partners (mentioned above) as well as a boyfriend. Sooo, I'm a bit busy. But I'm totally ready to vett any of them if you came to my profile to see if they're creepy and weird.
Oh, one more thing. I can't find a place to put this, so I'll throw it in the catch-all box. I love talking, and listening. If you can make me laugh, teach me things, tell me stories, I will be your elated and attentive student. I like to know what other people know, because it shows me what they care about. I don't know a damn thing about computers, but if you want to tell me about some minutiae of programming because you're really fascinated and excited about it, do it! I want to know because you want to tell me. And if you feel the same way, I'll talk your ear off about literature/literary criticism and existentialist philosophy.
I work at a coffee shop in Benton Park, the only sex-positive shop in the Midwest, as far as I know. I am a barista, and run the human sexuality lending library. (Get it now? Librar-ista?)
I also write a blog, and am working on convincing myself that my memoir won't write itself.
The tl:dr version - I suffer from chronic bitch-face.
Books:Victorian, postmodern, science fiction, fantasy. Fun fact: I have never read LotR or Harry Potter. Memoirs
Ok, I've gotta throw some authors in here too: Thomas Hardy, Jane Austen, George Eliot, Don DeLillo, Jim Butcher, Terry Goodkind
Movies: Musicals, horror, animated films, science fiction, fantasy.
Shows: Science fiction, supernatural (the genre, not the show - well, the show too), drama
Music: Pop, Broadway, thrash metal, power metal, acoustic chick music (think Ingrid Michaelson....but NOT Regina Spektor), dance, dubstep, classical solo piano, smatterings of classic rock, rap, and country. Really, I've never met a genre of music that doesn't have SOMETHING I enjoy.
Food: I'm a pescetarian, so the majority of the animal kingdom holds no appeal for me. Sushi, on the other hand...you could call me up at 5AM out of a dead sleep, and I will get my ass up for some sushi. I also love cheese, but with less fervent dedication.
If your personality has a generous dose of snark and you think you can make me laugh until I can't breathe, feel free to jump to the front of the line.