I'm happily partnered but we're looking for a lady friend.
My partner is an attractive aging hipster, a sea of knowledge, just as weird as me, and on the shy and submissive spectrum.
We're looking to meet someone who wouldn't mind nude lounging, coffee, and telling us about your strange sexual quirks.
School work and how to avoid school work.
Getting you off, tying you up, bringing out snacks while we're taking a break because that's the kind of middle age swinger I'm turning out to be.
3. Good music
We aren't drinkers, but can be druggers from time to time. We like to party at home.