I like film, literature, indie rock, social justice, sushi, literary theory, feminists and feminism, queer theory, gender deconstruction, autumn, dressing in layers, striped socks, knee-high socks on women, knee-high socks on me, Other Music, the Kids in the Hall, Jackson Pollock, Constantin Brancusi, Julia Margaret Cameron, Eva Hesse, Bruce Timm, fleeting moments of transcendence, making out, and Danskos.
I taught myself to read at age three. I was walking at 10 months. I've had red, blue, and blonde hair at various times. (I might be a mutant.)
I tend to make passes at girls who wear glasses. I'm also a sucker for girls with short hair. I like gamines, geeky girls, and nerdy girls, but not exclusively.
I make really great mixtapes. (I will never call them playlists. Never!) I would move to the Bay Area just to be near Amoeba Records. I miss summers in Ithaca. I always cry at the end of Fargo. Pretty much from Marge's speech in the police car onward, without fail.
My extended family lived in Bushwick several decades ago (my uncle still lives in the same house), and I have conflicted feelings about the gentrification wave steadily rising there. (Of course, I lived in Boston's South End in the late '90s and have been in Astoria for the past ten years, so I'm hardly one to talk.)
I've always tried to be this weird amalgam of punk and hippie values without the de rigueur churlishness of the former and the stereotypical self-satisfaction of the latter.
I am empathic and sincere, and I think too much.
When I'm not doing that, I write and edit and tweet and Facebook. For a library!
* getting the right gift for the right person (so I've been told).
b. All Hal Hartley, Meshes of the Afternoon, Persona, The Decalogue, Baseketball, Orgazmo, Eternal Sunshine, South Park, Crumb, American Splendor, Anticipation of the Night, The Blues Brothers, Rashomon, Throne of Blood, Yojimbo, Sanjuro, The Hidden Fortress, Black Orpheus, Enter the Dragon, Night of the Hunter, Le Cercle Rouge, Cape Fear (both versions), A Streetcar Named Desire, Annie Hall, 8 1/2, Shadows, all Goddard, Badlands, all Nick Park, The King of Comedy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, Drunken Master, Snake in the Eagle's Shadow, Once Were Warriors, Amelie, Shaft, The Third Man, Raging Bull, This Is Spinal Tap, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, City of God, My Best Fiend, The Conformist, M, Whale Rider, High Art, Love and Death, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Man on Wire, Oldboy, Sideways, Rushmore, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Pootie Tang, Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo, Om Shanti Om, North by Northwest, The Proud Valley, Nothing But A Man, The Empire Strikes Back, Modern Times, Beastmaster, Wrath of Khan, Broken Flowers, La Jetee, Jackie Brown, Bamboozled, Do the Right Thing, The Jazz Singer (the Neil Diamond version), Nine to Five, Tootsie, Walkabout, Dog Day Afternoon, Double Indemnity, A Hard Day's Night, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, Coffee and Cigarettes, Brokeback Mountain, Good Night and Good Luck, Down by Law, Miller's Crossing, Manufacturing Consent, Fargo, Citizen Kane, Fahrenheit 9/11, My Brother's Wedding, Killer of Sheep, Coraline, A Serious Man
c. Louis C.K.'s show is phenomenal; I love it to death. Breaking Bad! Better Call Saul! Peaky Blinders! Doctor Who! Game of Thrones! Stranger Things (#JusticeForBarb)! It's insane how wonderful Rick and Morty is. MasterChef is a guilty pleasure. Buffy/Angel/Firefly 4eva. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is still my all-time favorite.
When in doubt, I trust in the three Roberts: Zimmerman, Pollard, and Smith.
I was also raised on country music, without irony. (The '70s and '80s AM radio classics, before the genre went off the rails. Think Juice Newton, Ronnie Milsap, Eddie Rabbitt, and the like.) To quote my mother: "I don't understand anyone who doesn't like country music. It's perfect for dancing, it makes you feel happy, and the lyrics and the sounds work with each other, more than any other kind of music."
e. I have a real weakness for sake don, seaweed salad, duck, and cheesecake. (Not all at once.) The only thing I can't stand is orange marmalade. I try to eat at least one vegan meal a day.
For a long time, I dreamt of being Mr. Sinéad O'Connor.
I own a duplicate of David Tennant's brown pinstripe suit, but I bought it before I ever watched a episode of Doctor Who. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio....
If you're lucky, you can witness my courtship dance set to Alex Ebert's "Truth."
* museum dates make you hot and bothered. (Standing shoulder-to-shoulder, whispering, aesthetic analysis...mercy.)
* you are a fan of anilore.
* you love Auto-Tune the News.
* you're too smart for your own good.
* you've got what plants crave.
* you like to read a lot.
* you like to kiss a lot.
* you enjoy having time to yourself.
* you're a nice Jewish girl. (Not a prerequisite, of course.)
* you are sincere and good at heart.
No earth signs, please. I've learned my lesson there.
To paraphrase Dan Savage, please be kind, and dedicated to leaving me better than how you found me. I will do the same.
Come! We play Uno, I chase you with hose, no biggie.