49 Topanga, United States
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My self-summary
WARNING: Lame, skeevy, stupid, or obviously cut and pasted messages will be posted on my social media so my friends can all laugh at you. You've been warned.

Upbeat curmudgeon, critical thinker, quasi-intellectual, semi-bohemian.

I'd love to hear from you if you think we'd fit. Please give some indication that you've read my profile, or you'll be summarily blocked (i.e. please refer to something I said in my profile, rather than just saying "I read your profile." I can't believe I even have to explain that. Jesus H. Christ). Don't mean to sound harsh, but it's not my first time to this rodeo and I'd like it to be an optimal experience for all concerned.

Oh, and if you're under 35 and you're reading this: YOU'VE GOT A MOM. Go bother her and leave me alone.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as a licensed MFT and going to the beach whenever I can. Yoga. Cooking. Bike riding. Live music. Reading. NYT crossword on Fri, Sat, Sun. Just got back into teevee writing, so I'm happily wearing 2 hats (not including the one in the profile pic).
I’m really good at
Telling jokes and wiggling my ears.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I could put my interior monologue into words, I'd either be a prize-winning author or in prison. Maybe both.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, then going home to lildogs. Far preferable to dealing with traffic and crowds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't put spiders outside; I kill them.
You should message me if
You enjoy a bubbly personality with a dark sense of humor.