I'd love to hear from you if you think we'd fit. Please give some indication that you've read my profile, or you'll be summarily blocked (i.e. please refer to something I said in my profile, rather than just saying "I read your profile." I can't believe I even have to explain that. Jesus H. Christ). Don't mean to sound harsh, but it's not my first time to this rodeo and I'd like it to be an optimal experience for all concerned.
Oh, and if you're under 35 and you're reading this: YOU'VE GOT A MOM. Go bother her and leave me alone.