38 Wimbledon, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I think I'm in love
Probably just hungry
I think I'm your friend
Probably just lonely
I think you got me in a spin now
Probably just turning
I think I'm a fool for you babe
Probably just yearning
What I’m doing with my life
Lying on my bed listening to Scott 4
I’m really good at
avoiding the question.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty tall (for a girl) and very thin, but I can't do anything about that due to my heroic metabolism. I eat a lot more food than you'd think. What else? I swear a lot, so if that bothers you then don't message me. I guess I'm usually quiet though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lists are boring. It's what you're like, not what you like that matters.
(I like David Bowie, science fiction, and expensive American dramas though)
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my fantasy football team
On a typical Friday night I am
probably indoors drinking tea and reading a book. My clubbing days peaked with Britpop I'm afraid...
The concept of a "weekend" means nothing to people who work shifts anyway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like my dog more than about 99% of all humans.
You should message me if
So, about my profile. Yes, it is short and sparse. Basically, I disagree with writing an online CV selling yourself, for several reasons. Firstly, I couldn't be bothered. Secondly, I could write the most eloquent self summary ever, then you'll just look right and go, oh maybe not, she's too tall for me, so it will have been an entirely wasted exercise all round. Nobody can argue with me that being interested in someone on here isn't at least 50% looks based. Yes of course personality is just as important, but I'm not convinced that can be communicated very well over the internet.

Don't message me if you dislike dogs. It won't work.

Do message me if you support AFC Wimbledon