Short version: Secretly, deep down in the gooey chocolaty center of my being... is a spleen. That's all I am. Me and my spleen...
Long version: I'm a bit of a punk. In terms of music taste and general outlook of the world. That being said, I'm also 5 years old. I love dinosaurs, floral patterns, Pokemon, and legos. I make jokes whenever I can, which others may or may not appreciate. The bizarre/creepy/grotesque intrigues me, and it's shown through my humor. For example, I named my pet rabbit (who's white with red eyes) Lucy, short for Lucifer, hehe. I'm a nerd when it comes to board games (Settler's of Catan, chess, etc.) and actual science, but I haven't gotten the chance to play many video games (I didn't grow up with any game consoles besides my original Gameboy and Playstation). I don't judge people based on trivial things and can get along with just about anyone, even if we disagree on certain opinions. But I won't put up with people that are disrespectful to myself or others. I know who I am, I know what I want from life and the people around me, but I also try to make things work with the hand I am dealt. I do have my faults, but so does everybody. I'm just trying to find someone that's compatibly messed up as I am.
I'm really looking for someone who's down with hanging out for a bit as friends and then deciding if we like each other. But if you wanna just get some sandwiches and make out (only), that's rad too.
Oh! And not to brag or anything, but the word on the grapevine is that I give awesome hugs. If you like hugs and everything.
I like to read: Calvin and Hobbes, backs of cereal boxes, sheet music.
Movies: Hot Fuzz, Kung Fu Hustle, Indiana Jones (4th one doesn't count), Monty Python (any), Zombieland, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Monster's Inc./University, Gremlins (my favorite Christmas movie).
Shows: Star Trek, Whose Line is it Anyways, Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Brooklyn 99, Broad City, Regular Show, Game of Thrones
Music: I'm into indie, alternative, punk, and classic rock. But really, pretty much anything except for country pop. A few of my favorite bands are the Strokes, the White Stripes, the Ramones, Queen, Cake, Franz Ferdinand, Adam Green, Of Montreal, Vampire Weekend, Hot Hot Heat, and a lot more that are way too many to list. Update: getting into hip-hop/rap (Cyprus Hill, Snoop Dogg)
Food: I don't like tomatoes or olives? What else is there to say? Who doesn't like food?
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not."