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My self-summary
Howdy ho, neighbor!

Short version: Secretly, deep down in the gooey chocolaty center of my being... is a spleen. That's all I am. Me and my spleen...

Long version: I'm a bit of a punk. In terms of music taste and general outlook of the world. That being said, I'm also 5 years old. I love dinosaurs, floral patterns, Pokemon, and legos. I make jokes whenever I can, which others may or may not appreciate. The bizarre/creepy/grotesque intrigues me, and it's shown through my humor. For example, I named my pet rabbit (who's white with red eyes) Lucy, short for Lucifer, hehe. I'm a nerd when it comes to board games (Settler's of Catan, chess, etc.) and actual science, but I haven't gotten the chance to play many video games (I didn't grow up with any game consoles besides my original Gameboy and Playstation). I don't judge people based on trivial things and can get along with just about anyone, even if we disagree on certain opinions. But I won't put up with people that are disrespectful to myself or others. I know who I am, I know what I want from life and the people around me, but I also try to make things work with the hand I am dealt. I do have my faults, but so does everybody. I'm just trying to find someone that's compatibly messed up as I am.

I'm really looking for someone who's down with hanging out for a bit as friends and then deciding if we like each other. But if you wanna just get some sandwiches and make out, that's rad too.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm a student at the University of Oregon, majoring in psychology and minoring in comics studies. Who knows what my life is gonna do with me.
I’m really good at
Really good at? Tripping over my words. But I enjoy playing the ukulele, singing, and playing badminton. Remember, fun has nothing to do with skill X) I'm a fair baker and can crack my knuckles really well. I'm also quite good at being a person.

Oh! And not to brag or anything, but the word on the grapevine is that I give awesome hugs. If you like hugs and everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
This question would have been a lot easier when I had bright blue hair a few years ago... But currently? Probably my height, though people tend to not say anything about it. Or the new holes in my face if they get up close. Update: I now have purple that fades into peach hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My word, this list would go on and on and on and on and on and... yeah, you get the picture. So here's just a brief sample.

I like to read: Calvin and Hobbes, backs of cereal boxes, sheet music.

Movies: Hot Fuzz, Kung Fu Hustle, Indiana Jones (4th one doesn't count), Monty Python (any), Zombieland, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Monster's Inc./University, Gremlins (my favorite Christmas movie).

Shows: Star Trek, Whose Line is it Anyways, Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Brooklyn 99, Broad City, Regular Show, Game of Thrones

Music: I'm into 80s, indie, alternative, punk, and classic rock. But really, pretty much anything except for country pop. A few of my favorite bands are the Strokes, the White Stripes, the Ramones, Queen, Cake, Franz Ferdinand, Adam Green, and a lot more that are way too many to list.

Food: I don't like tomatoes or olives? What else is there to say? Who doesn't like food?
Six things I could never do without
A pep in my step, an apple in my eye, a fork in my leg, a song iN MY HEAAAART~...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nothing. I zone out a lot, and apparently it looks like I'm pondering something, so sometimes people ask me what I'm thinking about. I never have an answer because every now and then you just need to give your brain a break.

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not."

On a typical Friday night I am
Watching movies with friends, pretending that I'll only spend five more minutes on the computer, or sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think I kept it in Ryan Stiles' pocket, here:
You should message me if
Do you love stand up comedians? Pickle chips? Settlers of Catan? Or just wanna learn more about me? Pick up that keyboard and shoot me a message! There are representatives waiting on the line to take your message and learn more about YOU!
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