lithium14
28 Pflugerville, United States
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My self-summary
- Jack of all trades, master of some.
- Corgis. Biding my time until I can own one. Or two. Or thirty.
- Lame jokes and weird noises.
- Fast cars.
- Crispy noodle in the vegan salad of life.
What I’m doing with my life
- Mechanical design and drafting.
- Building racecars.
- Fitness.
- Eating. It's a lifestyle.
I’m really good at
- Driving fast. What's a speed limit?
- Being a perfectionist.
- Pew Pew Pew.
- Writing full sentences.
- Finding immovable objects with my shins, knees and or toes.
- Eating.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The following is subject to change without any warning:

Books:
- LOTR
- Ender Anthology
- Dune Anthology

Movies:
- Marvel Cinematic Universe
- The Matrix
- Studio Ghibli, Pixar and most Dreamworks

Shows:
- HIMYM
- The Office
- Parks and Rec

Music:
- No screaming, dial-up noises or Pitbull

Food:
- All of it. In my mouth.

That's what she said. Which ironically really is what she said... I guess everyone loves food. Or something.
The six things I could never do without
Aside from:
- Family, friends, food, water, air, internet, blah blah blah

Some real things I can't do without:
- My physical body, including all limbs and digits.
- Sentience. Otherwise I'd be a vegetable. Unless you believe plants are sentient.
- Biochemistry. Essential for metabolic functions.
- Electromagnetism. Nerve signals are kind of important.
- Gravity. At least until humans evolve to live without it.
- Micro-organisms. We cannot survive without the billions of microbes living in our bodies. I read it on the internet. It must be true.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Is it a coincidence that the transition from the word 'EAT" to the word 'FAT' simply involves a chunk being bitten out of the letter 'E'?
- How many pancakes does it take to build a dog house if you're in a boat rowing down the street?
- Will I ever live to see the big sci-fi tech become reality? Teleportation, time travel, warp space, etc.
- How would time travel actually work? Not how Dr. Who thinks it does.
- Why are there so many spam accounts in online dating? What do they expect to get? It's getting more and more difficult to differentiate catfish from people. I mean I like a nicely grilled catfish, quite delicious.
- I really need more friends who like to take pics of other friends and can make them look good... cuz I have a pitiful amount of pictures of myself available for use and most of them are woefully unflattering. Or I actually look like a truck. But some trucks look cool AF so IDK.
- What the FUUUUUUUCK??
On a typical Friday night I am
What I prefer to do:
- Go out and drive/cruise around downtown and chill somewhere new.
- Try new foods.
- Experiment in the kitchen.
- Revisit tried and true food places when there is a lack of new ones.
- Be social and meet new people.
- Watch movies in theatres.
- Explore Austin.

What I actually do:
- Melt my brain with a cocktail of procrastination, AKA: AmazoNetHulu Prime.
- Watch movies on my bed.
- Explore the phenomenon of self-disgust.
- Start on an over-the-weekend car modification/restoration/maintenance project.

I enjoy both lists with equal gusto.
You should message me if
You're down to actually converse.

When in doubt, ask Shia Lebeouf.
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