I am nerdy, shy, and funny
My musical addiction lately seems to be ALL CAPS and if you dont know who they are then we probably wont ever be friends let alone lovers. They are the sexiest thing since sex, and I heard through the grapevine that sex is pretty damn sexy!
When I'm home alone I often pretend I am 007..........naked
I have privates. Yup, privates.
I peel cucumbers and eat them like they're bananas.
Sometimes I mute porn and give it better diolog.
I'm a vegan. Ask me how I get my protein, that shit never gets old.
I was dragged behind a car in high school and have the scar to prove it.
I find geese more terrifing than an angry bear with a hard on and a flamethrower strapped to its back.
I tell my dentist that I floss regularly when really, I don't.
I'll also settle for the cats' meow.
I'm also currently taking "did you knows" as in did you know the human eye can distinguish over 500 shades of grey? I love did you knows, I eat that shit up. BUT they have to be organic, no random facts from Google. That's cheating, if you dont have any interesting facts open a Snapple bottle, Or you know, a book...........those work too. Or if you can read my palm. Ooooooooor if you can teach me how to play the piano.