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My self-summary
No more lies A wise man once said not to judge a book by its cover, but on the contrary, here on Okcupid, we do just that. That being understood, proceed with caution. Sorry ladies and gents, I don't have kids, diseases or a drug problem so you probably wouldn't be interested. haha Favorite food: popsicles Love Graffiti. Butterflies are pretty, and no i'm not gay.. Flowers rule, Kris Kringle's a fake. I like to be bitten and I like biting even more. If I were to be reincarnated as anything I want I'd be a cartoon, 'cause they have all the fun. Money sucks, happiness is everything, sunshine is good, crack is bad, cigarettes are nasty. I love Hiking, camping, traveling, being outdoors, and being lazy inside too. I don't want to be famous or have a hit single on the top 40. I don't have any money, and I don't have any pictures of me on a Japanese motorcycle with any blonde college boys on the the front.:P Girls with really long finger nails freak me out. I really hate it when guys talk about having "game" and all that shit. I hate "game". To me, "game" is just a synonym for being a slimy, lying, nobody with no personality. If you have game, maybe you should work on getting rid of it. I like qualitywine. No more Indicas for me. My brain cells appreciate it. I also eat like a vegan but will never call myself one because I think unless you live on a small island drinking coconut juice and eating grapefruits, its pretty much impossible. I like to paint by number, writing and telling stories, and manipulating plantlife to do what you want it to do, it's like playing god. Until, you get caught anyway. i like vinegar and staying below the radar, it's just safer that way. Sometimes I get spooked when the lights are out, I'm not afraid of the dark, I just think someones always behind me. I'm not paranoid though. I love any type of Vick's product, I am a consumer, I bought the Vick's humidifier and I use Vick's vaporub as lip balm, mmmm. I don't play any instruments because I've never tried, do spoons count?? I like feeling like I have a purpose, mountain tops, popsicles (especially fla-vor-ice, the desert and good times. I love Black Licorice. Tofu with lemon juice is tasty too. I love music so much but I really don't feel like listing every music type, in fact I don't have a type. Tool and A Perfect Circle are amongst my favorites. I listen to Mr Lif, MF Doom aka Viktor Vaughn, DJ Muggs, Dead Prez, The Real Biggie Smalls, Son Doobie, The Cramps, The Specials, The Transplants, Bjork, Portishead, Enya, blah blah blah MIKE JONES is a terrible rapper but I still like to say his name. Ok so: You hear a lot of people say shit like, "I'm different than other people", then they say they love McDonalds, the missionary position, and bud light. hmmmm, ok then, your a real original alright. Original like Bazooka Joe gum! So, I'm not saying I'm so special or anything, I just must be different. I think it's lame when people feel that they need to show off their tattoos so they feel cool. Dude, its 50 degrees out, put a shirt on! If your a "genuine" person, I love you, I admire you, you are far in the minority here. Let's start a club! There are too many faux people out there, just trying to fit in. I dont care if your black, white, square or round, if your honest with yourself and others, you know who you are. Be proud but not conceited. I think some people must figure, "Maybe, if I buy another yellow ribbon magnet for my car people will like me!" Nothing against North America or anything, its the shit, but the people here really need to take some lessons from somebody, not Jesus Christ either! Mexico is alright in my book though. George Bush is a disgrace to the American people, and all human beings alike. He never should have been elected President. I try to surround myself with the right people, this way you don't notice the wrong ones. It sucks when guys rate girls on a 1-10 scale, hot or not is a site for the weak! I've been single for a long time because I don't know any guys like me (well only one or two lol) that are anything like me. I hate girls who are the heavily made up, superficial, going to clubs to get laid so i feel better about myself types, and that's just disgusting to me. You'll never catch me hitting on girls at a club and following them around asking for their number like a bum for change. that's weak ass shit. It really weirds me out that there are so many guys on here in obviously unnatural poses in order to display their big manly muscles or some dorky tatoo that makes them feel cool, "Wait dude, make sure to get my tatoo in the picture!" Oh yeah, dude's that tan and do push ups before you go out on Friday, and use that fake tan in a bottle cancer juice shit, you suck too. Keep on eating those hydrogenated oil cakes and drinking that cloned cow chocolate milk, then we'll see who looks good in a picture in 2010. You gunna die son! And the girls that like that shit, I'm sorry for you. Yup that's about it! EAT YOUR VEGETABLES! .. ..

I am nerdy, shy, and funny
What I’m doing with my life
Nursing school, where I learn how to save lives and try not to take my own in the process. Also two full time jobs
I’m really good at
Im not really good at anything, im just passionatly curious :)
The first things people usually notice about me
My mass of curly hair or my huge doe eyes. I have a nice smile nowa days thanks to two years of pain and 5k. Im kind of a character, I find humor in everything and I do mean EVERYTHING.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I absolutely love anything and everything John Green he's my hero.
My musical addiction lately seems to be ALL CAPS and if you dont know who they are then we probably wont ever be friends let alone lovers. They are the sexiest thing since sex, and I heard through the grapevine that sex is pretty damn sexy!
Six things I could never do without
Socks, which btw I'm constantly losing. I live in a two bedroom apartment BY MY SELF and I'm constantly buying socks. You wanna impress me, send me a sock bouquet instead of flowers. Ill go ape shit. I've recently become addicted to cucumbers, I peel those Fuckers and eat em' like a banana. Music is a substance that my soul can not function without. This new handy dandy do dad that finds my freaking house keys when I can't but I'm doubly boned when I lose said do dad. Chapstick . Oh good god do I love me some chapstick. And last but not least ill have to say blankets. I'm constantly freezing my dick off so its kind of a must.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How is it that every girl Jake gyllenhaal sleeps with becomes significantly hotter? I mean have you seen Taylor swift lately? Where was that Bitch hiding. Probably behind the old Taylor's buck teeth
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you don't have anything written in this box, then I dislike you greatly. Its not "write your deepest darkest secrets in this public box" its what are you WILLING to admit. Enough of that what color is your paracute bs. And to the people who write "just ask, in an open book" fuck you too. If you don't have any take one of mine and copy and paste that had boy.
When I'm home alone I often pretend I am 007..........naked
I have privates. Yup, privates.
I peel cucumbers and eat them like they're bananas.
Sometimes I mute porn and give it better diolog.
I'm a vegan. Ask me how I get my protein, that shit never gets old.
I was dragged behind a car in high school and have the scar to prove it.
I find geese more terrifing than an angry bear with a hard on and a flamethrower strapped to its back.
I tell my dentist that I floss regularly when really, I don't.
You should message me if
You're the bees' knees :D
I'll also settle for the cats' meow.
I'm also currently taking "did you knows" as in did you know the human eye can distinguish over 500 shades of grey? I love did you knows, I eat that shit up. BUT they have to be organic, no random facts from Google. That's cheating, if you dont have any interesting facts open a Snapple bottle, Or you know, a book...........those work too. Or if you can read my palm. Ooooooooor if you can teach me how to play the piano.
The two of us