25Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I'm Edith. I'm a mother fucking catch. I posses all of the character flaws that I most dislike in other people. I work during the day and go to Cosmetology school during the evenings. I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and I sometimes laugh at my own jokes. I'm average in almost every way. I'm a little crazy and not very well rounded. I enjoy proper grammar, nice teeth, and marijuana. I don't like fishing, hunting or sports. I smoke and tan too much. I'm obsessed with tattoos. I one day want to be covered. I'm just a realistic person with realistic expectations.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a cosmetology student.
I’m really good at
Embarrassing myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
Freckles, eyes, teeth, maybe my tattoos when they aren't covered up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
HP, The Perks Of Being A Wall Flower, Twilight is okay too but don't tell ;)
HP, any good horror movies or anything with Will Ferrel
Sopranos, Suburgatory, Supernatural, Dexter, Parks and Recreation, New Girl, The Big Bang Theory, Royal Pains, Jersey Shore, Scooby Doo, American Horror Story, Monk.
Mayday Parade, Death Cab For Cutie, Regina Spektor, DEV, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Fallout Boy, Sleeping with Sirens, Bright Eyes, Chiodos, Kid Cudi, Taylor Swift, The Format, Brand New, Hollywood Undead, Duece, any good rap, indie or country.
Six things I could never do without
I think this question should say " list the things you would rather not do without." People seem to take it pretty literally.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if's and should have's.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wishing I was 21.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I care way more than I will let you know, because if I admit it then it's real and it hurts way more when it doesn't work, which is normally always.
You should message me if
You aren't a stupid redneck with no education, you aren't creepy, you don't have a lot of tribal tattoos, you aren't ghetto, you aren't obnoxiously opinionated, and you don't have several different baby mama's.
The two of us