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My self-summary
I want to take over the world.
What I’m doing with my life
inhale oxygen, exhale carbon dioxide.
I’m really good at
sarcasm. no, I'm REALLY not.

Kicking ass and taking names. Except I could never figure out why if I ever did manage to kick ass, what purpose there would be for me to then ask that gentleman what his name was. Perhaps if I were to someday write a book, "Persons Whose Asses I Have Kicked"?
No truth be told, I'm a gentle soul who has never been involved in an altercation in my adult life, but that doesn't sound terribly interesting, does it?
The first things people usually notice about me
Horns and cloven hooves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Please, pop culture is SO nineties.
Okay fine, I'm a freak for folk/americana, maybe a little reggae.
Neil Young, Emmylou Harris, Alison Krauss, Lyle Lovett, The Mavericks, The Living Sisters, Jimmy Cliff, Ziggy Marley.
And Elvis Costello. OK, not folk, sue me.
My dream woman would love going to clubs with me a few times a month and checking this stuff out.
I feel like Siddhartha sometimes - really, I love reading Hesse and Steinbeck and Orwell and Kafka, writers with an off-kilter bent in one sense or another.
I heart Rachel Maddow. And Jon Stewart. And Bill Maher.
and Portlandia and Supernatural and Garfunkel and Oates and yeah, Game of Thrones when I'm in the mood for a good beheading - and really, who isn't.
Ethiopian is the funnest food to eat, but I'm on a no-carb kick so hold the injera. Moroccan is the most entertaining.
Six things I could never do without
Why six? Why not five? Or seven? Or 2.8 million?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is the surviving guy from Milli Vanilli Milli? Or Vanilli?
On a typical Friday night I am
Changing the channel, trying to figure out why Dallas isn't still on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a spy for the CIA. DAMN! They told me not to tell. Now see what you made me do!
You should message me if
You're a human female.
You have a pulse.
Your aim is true.
The two of us