25 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Photographer rockin' an old Hasselblad in the big bad city.
Wearing too much jewelry. Always.
Eyeglasses obsessed.
Wildly indecisive.
Usually dancing for no reason.
Probably singing whatever bad 90's jam has just come on in the bar.
Hand-written letters are a dying art.
Let's bring them back.

ENFJ, if you're into that kinda thing.

My awkwardness when we meet will be equal to this:

Chances are I'll do an awkward shoulder roll dance, or name game your name... Because, God dammit, that's just who I am.
What I’m doing with my life
I take pictures and sell books and dress up in character costumes and sleep and TA workshops on 19th century photographic processes. Overall, I'm living the good life and laughing at myself every step of the way.
I’m really good at

And this:

And waiting for the G train. Like a boss.
And being bad at a lot of things, but in a comical, silly way.

Oh, and dropping things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Things I've been complimented on by strangers recently:
1. My curls
2. My hair color
3. My current glasses
4. My handfuls of rings
5. My eyebrows

Yeah, I don't get #5 either...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room." -Ray Bradbury

Top books: The Illustrated Man, Artemis Fowl and Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey
Currently reading: A Series of Unfortunate Events

I have a collection of over 500 DVDs and 150 seasons of TV shows, so I like a lot of things and I'm sure we have some preferences in common.

Pratt offered a class on The Twilight Zone, which I took with enthusiasm. They were the best three humanities credits I have ever earned.

R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" is a piece of musical genius.

I'm a big fan of food in general. But feed me pierogi and we'll get along swimmingly. Or gumbo. Or meatballs. Or chili. Or Mac and cheese. Or chicken pot pie.
The six things I could never do without
Head, shoulders, knees and toes... Knees and toes.

Eyes and ears and mouth and nose.

Oops... That's more than 6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I'm not currently at Disney World.
Why I'm not always at Disney World.
Why I don't live at Disney World.
When am I going to Disney World next?
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating BBQ.

Or at a bar.

Or eating BBQ at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm allergic to apples. And soy. Is that too deep?

I'm already listening to Christmas music. No shame.
You should message me if
You can accommodate this basic need:

Tea tickles your fancy.
You know how to tap dance and want to teach me. Or perhaps you'd like to go on a skate date with me.
You can aggressively navigate the sidewalks of Manhattan.
You want to have a romantic date playing with kitties at the Meow Parlour.
You have soul. Maybe some rhythm.
You're at least 12 feet tall, because I really don't see how this could possibly work if you're not.

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