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My self-summary
✓ comedian
✓ forehead expert
✓ sixty-five inches of america
What I’m doing with my life
dealing with torschlusspanik, kind of loving it
bartending, acting, writing, staring at funny moving pictures, intersections of those four
I’m really good at
I'm good at haiku
wait not haiku, I meant 'games'--
I pretty much always fuck up the last line but don't notice until later
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, that's none of my business really. If I thought about this too much, If never leave the house.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
there was a time when this was a massive list I just kept adding to as I found/remembered stuff- I try and clear it out every now and then

I did just finish Three Body Problem and Dark Forest by Liu Cixin and I want to talk about it all day- reading the last of the Culture novels- RIP, IMB :(

Hello From the Magic Tavern is podcast super great number one

oh and also rick and morty a hundred years a hundred times rick and morty adventures dot com it's just me and rick and morty etc etc etc
Six things I could never do without
- ample outdoors time
- the infinite book aka internet
- shoes that hit that sturdy/comfy/stylish nexus
- friends/family/the fuzzy border in-between
- something to write with
- a corporeal form but I'll get back to you someday as to whether that's really something you need to live
I spend a lot of time thinking about
wacky mindfucks and internet weirdos - there's a lot of contemporary amateur anthropology work to do out there, mostly while repeating 'wow just wow' over and over again

how Marxism is long overdue for a possibly blasphemous overhaul, and specifically with regards to the commoditization of our internet activity and demographic data

I have a cyclical relationship with Star Trek where I think about it a lot, then get sick of it, then spurn it, then binge-watch DS9 again, etc etc
On a typical Friday night I am
working bar or performing at an event
sometimes I stay home and eat waffles while watching a weeks' worth of TV in my underwear, but that's just to keep up mah cred
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
sometimes I make posts on an internet forum that I paid to be a part of

the D&D game I've been running for seven years is probably the most consistent relationship in my life
You should message me if
you live around here or go to Kansas City a lot and want to get a drink/shoot the shit/play Nintendo/go bowling

your idea of fascinating news is talking about what wingnuts on the internet are doing

you've read all of this and are thinking 'hrm yes this makes sense'

though realistically: if I message you first and you're all 'yes okay sure'
The two of us