39 Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
I like telling stories, making people laugh, doing good work and trying not to overhear what my upstairs neighbors are doing. They're basically the loudest people and I know more about their lives than I ever wanted to.

It's hard for me to be serious about this stuff when it's just typing into an app.

And I can tear a phone book in half with my bare hands.

Parks & Rec fans: I'm 75% Ron Swanson and 25% Andy Dwyer.
What I’m doing with my life
My life has been pretty great lately. I got to travel a lot. I had successes in my career. I started a new career (which I love). I went on a road trip with a stranger. I made lots of friends. I started new projects. I moved to Pittsburgh (I've lived in the area for 10 years, but never in the city). I'm doing what I can for the arts scene in Pittsburgh, which I think is really important.
I’m really good at
Making people feel comfortable. I think that's my number one skill. I should have been a therapist.
The first things people usually notice about me
Half of my mustache is white. Strangers comment on it almost every day. I don't mind. I guess I like the attention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a mix of trashy pop culture and sort of highbrow educational stuff -- one day it's SVU and Elementary, the next it's documentaries and primary sources. I love variety.

Chances are, our tastes will overlap somewhere. And who cares if they don't? I can learn a lot about new music and stuff from other people.

I will go to any wedding, anywhere, at any time. I love weddings.

I've often said that I can go anywhere and do anything if the company is good. Don't underestimate the value of good company.
The six things I could never do without
1) sports
2) football
3) memories of how awesome high school was
4) golfing
5) competitive eating
6) breakdance
7) making up fake lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
FREUDE, man. life is all about finding that FREUDE.


how funny this joke is:

innuendo: (n) Italian suppository

also, this:
On a typical Friday night I am
one of these is a lie:

- food and booze with pals
- at the 61c Cafe, writing
- at the In Bed Before Ten Dance Party at Spirit (even though I don't dance - I'm complicated!)
- something I don't normally do (which I do as often as possible)
- taking my clothes off for money
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I wake up in the morning I look like a werewolf halfway through his transformation.
You should message me if
You think you can make me laugh.