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My self-summary
6'1", Italian/British/Latino/Moroccan Mutt, with a big build & a big smile! ;-D

I like to laugh, and would love catch dinner, or watch a good movie or show with a great guy. I love talking about art, music, culture, or even (gasp!) religion and/or politics.
What I’m doing with my life
As my day job, I work as a theater tech for a few different tourist places. It keeps me in the field I love, and pays the bills.

On the side, I'm slowly building my on-stage career, doing a bunch of random different theater projects here in town. I'm most known for the stuff I've written, directed and performed in the local Fringe Festival. I'm somewhat obsessed with the intersection of performance art, improv, and parody.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at saying inappropriate/graphic/embarrassing things off the top of my head, making people laugh, and speaking my mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
I think people notice my height/size, curly hair, and goofy smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love strange, first-person fiction (e.g. Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk, Microserfs by Douglas Coupland), and books about society and culture (e.g. Male Impersonators by Mark Simpson, Why People Believe Weird Things by Michael Schermer, Party Monster by James St. James).

I love cult/b-movies; the campier, the better! I especially enjoy the works of John Waters (and by proxy, anything involving Divine), Troma films, comedic horror films (such as "Night of the Demons", "Creepshow", and "Sleepaway Camp"), and silly 50's/60's sci-fi thrillers. I like rock operas like "The Who's: Tommy", "Hair", "Jesus Christ Superstar", and "Hedwig and the Angry Inch". I also am an egg-head, and love most documentaries, especially ones about history and/or the performing arts including "The Legend of Leigh Bowery", "The Cockettes", "The Nomi Song", "Paris is Burning", and "Sick".

American Horror Story, Archer, Orange Is The New Black, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, RuPaul's Drag Race, @midnight, The Soup

I have a very wide taste in music, but I especially love 90's alternative, (such as Nirvana, Eels, Radiohead, The Magnetic Fields and Tori Amos), punk/post-punk/new wave bands (such as Devo, Pansy Division and The B-52's), new romantic era (including Siouxsie & the Banshees, The Cure, and Christian Death) and electoclash (like Peaches, Fischerspooner, and Miss Kitten).

I enjoy cooking my own simple concoctions at home or for someone special. When I go out to eat, however, I love Italian and Chinese (especially "New York style" take-out), Mexican, Cuban, and predictable Americana (deli food, burgers, etc.). I'm a really picky eater sometimes, so when I find one or two favorites on a menu, it may take an act of god for me to try something new.
Six things I could never do without
1. My Friends and Family - I have a wonderful group of people in my life, that fill it with mutual love, respect, and support. I value them deeply.

2. Music - Nietzsche once said, "Without music, life would be an error." I think he was on to something.

3. A Sense of Humor - There's a time and place to laugh at everything. It can provide perspective, relief, or even (nothing short of) transformation.

4. Freedom of Expression - Speak up.

5. Who / What I Am - Go watch the "I Got Life" scene in the movie version of "Hair." Ever feel like dancing on a table?

6. Thunderstorms at Night - I know - I know: it's cliché, but I love it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I quietly think a lot about current events, society, politics. I sometimes will brood over quarrels or arguments, but try not to dwell on it too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at work, or out and about, spending time out with friends (which usually involves drinking coffee, watching movies, and telling the same old jokes to each other).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm have a nuggat center.
You should message me if
If you live on the planet earth. A circulatory system is a plus. Bonus points if you have a warm heart, and a dirty mind.

I like average guys with a good head on their shoulders. There are no hard or fast rules as to what I think is cute. I really like substantial guys ("cubs" or whatnot), but a guy with big handsome eyes and a great smile seems to trump any body type, size or age.

A relationship would be nice, but that's not a must. If that develops, and what we both want, awesome. If not, something purely physical is always welcome. In either case, I like guys who know what they want, and have good follow-through. No posturing, no games - just fun!

Relationship-wise, I would like to find a guy who is both level-headed and knows how to laugh. I'm a sucker for old-fashioned courting, and like the simple pleasure of sharing some time together. In my book, smart = sexy, so speak up, guys!

Hope to hear from ya!
The two of us