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My self-summary
In Seattle for a week till 6/23 If you want to get a drink message me!

I'm basically at war all the time with wanting to conquer the world and sorta just doing jack shit all day. I also have very high people tolerance and find myself trying to figure out why people are instead of what they are if that makes sense. Although, with the current political discourse I find myself asking "what the fuck is happening, who is writing America right now." So I have my limits.

It's important I mention that I am kink minded and poly. Although I am not against finding the right person to be monogamous with, it's just something I can't see myself doing right now (I can always be proven wrong though). Ideally seeking a FWB type situation. I just left a long term relationship so I'm not ready to be back in one but I'm not interested in just one night stands. I prefer to have multiple night stands...and a solid coffee table ...hah!

To be clear I'm searching for a solid connection so If you like what I got so far and have been swooned by my furniture joke then perhaps there's hope yet for this site.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a completely overworked IT guy trying to advance my career in my free time. My commute blows ass and I'm studying to become a network engineer to put an end to that.

I also like to do comedy but as of late I haven't touched it due to above reasons. I've made some comedy webisodes that I filmed and edited myself in the past that I'd like to do again soon enough. They kinda suck but it was fun as shit to make so whatever. If you're into film, I wouldn't mind a partner giving me a hand with some expertise since I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
I’m really good at
Avoiding hot garbage on the street, making solid purchases on Amazon Prime, pronouncing frankfurter, fixing computers, video editing, and mother-fuckin-monopoly

Always buy the purple and blues, you'll fuck over more people on Baltic ave than The Boardwalk.

I'm really bad at:

Spelling, writing legibly, anything involving me lifting my leg above my waist line, throwing a Frisbee, having patience on the NJT
The first things people usually notice about me
My protruding, endearing nipples and I have a flat ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Game of Thrones series, No Country for Old Men, Pillars of the Earth, Hyperion, Survivor, Lullaby, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Ilium

Mad Max: Fury Road, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, Moon, Primer, Ravenous, Die Hard, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood

Trailer Park Boys, Peep Show, Broad City, Workaholics Arrested Development, Simpsons(90s), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Comedy Bang Bang, Better Call Saul, The Wire, Futurama, Rick and Morty, Westworld, Stranger Things

Harry Gregson-Williams, Nick Phoenix, Two Steps From Hell, Steven Price, Hans Zimmer, Infected Mushroom, NIN, Audiomachine, Caravan Palace, Flying Lotus, Galactic, Sphongle, Manic Focus, Pretty Lights,

Seafood. The kind in a shell.
Six things I could never do without
Satin Sheets
A clean bathroom (Even the bottom part of the toilet where it bolts into the floor)
Vidya Games
My inflatable kiddie pool that I get all sorts of crazy in.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Quitting my job to go traveling on the west coast this summer....5 days a week. The other 2 I'm thinking about what I'm ordering for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hoping my plans fall through so I can become my true form on a Friday night...a total lazy piece of shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate olives. Deal breaker I know...
You should message me if
You have a sense of humor and can handle gross, immature jokes.

You want to go to a cool bar with me and don't mind me going off on a drunk political tangent.

You consider loafing around playing video games, drinking, and smoking weed in front of the TV on the weekend a solid plan

You know what FL is and have an account there.

You've gotten down to this last line and aren't horribly turned off yet.
The two of us