30Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I'm basically at war all the time with wanting to conquer the world and sorta just doing jack shit all day.

This is me abridged.

Looking for someone I can click with and who can tap into their Id an unusual amount of times through the week.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm your regular cool funny IT guy whose going to Google the fuck out of your issue.
I’m really good at
Avoiding hot garbage on the street, making solid purchases on Amazon Prime, fixing computers, video editing, and monopoly

Always buy the purple and blues, you'll fuck over more people on Baltic ave than The Boardwalk.

I'm really bad at:

Spelling, writing legibly, anything involving me lifting my leg above my waist line, throwing a Frisbee, having patience on the NJT and MTA
The first things people usually notice about me
My protruding, endearing nipples and I have a flat ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A fuckton but here's some:

The Game of Thrones series, No Country for Old Men, Pillars of the Earth, Hyperion, Survivor, Lullaby, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Ilium

Mad Max: Fury Road, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, Moon, Primer, Ravenous, Die Hard, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood

Trailer Park Boys, Peep Show, Broad City, Workaholics Arrested Development, Simpsons(90s), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Comedy Bang Bang, Better Call Saul, The Wire, Futurama, Rick and Morty, Westworld, Stranger Things

Harry Gregson-Williams, Nick Phoenix, Two Steps From Hell, Steven Price, Hans Zimmer, Infected Mushroom, NIN, Audiomachine, Caravan Palace, Flying Lotus, Galactic, Sphongle, Manic Focus, Pretty Lights,

Seafood. The kind in a shell.
Six things I could never do without
Satin Sheets
A clean bathroom (Even the bottom part of the toilet where it bolts into the floor)
Vidya Games
My inflatable kiddie pool that I get all sorts of crazy in.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What is going to make you laugh

Why people are the way they are
On a typical Friday night I am
Hoping my plans fall through so I can become my true form on a Friday night...a total lazy piece of shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate olives. Deal breaker I know...
You should message me if
If you're not light of heart and can hang like a champ.

But let's be honest you won't lol
The two of us