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My self-summary
I'm a silly bastard always hunting to find the humor in most situations, even when they are dark and dismal. It's how I try to make it through the day when things get rough. I try to never be too serious which can get me in trouble a lot of the time but not everyone can try to see the positive side of things.

I also consider myself very open minded and try to always have empathy. I don't believe the truth is in the middle but I do believe everyone has a reason for the things they say and do (good and bad). It's hard to have perspective on someone you know nothing about. I have a very high tolerance for people in general which is what makes me really good at my job. (Helpdesk guy) Some find it obnoxious and sometimes I do to but I have trouble saying I hate anyone. If I say I hate you that means you must really suck.

Also i should mention I just got out of a long term relationship with a very lovely girl who I will always love but it just wasn't working. We were completely different people and we just didn't click. Sure you may be asking "Why did you stay together so long?" well when ya love someone and ya get along with them you try to ignore blatant issues that can be swept under the rug until a later date. Of course that date came and went and now you have the privilege of reading this profile. I am very ready to try dating again but so far I'm also being reminded of how shitty the dating game is so perhaps you can change my mind about that.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a completely overworked IT guy trying to advance my career in my free time. My commute is long and horrible which doesn't make it any easier to study for the network engineering exams I'm trying to take. Once my career path is finally set in stone then I can pursue my other passion: Comedy. I love to make people laugh and I've actually made some videos on youtube I filmed and edited myself. Are they good? Not really... but I made them so like a mother who unconditionally loves her child I will always vouch for them.
I’m really good at
Definitely not filling out my okcupid profile aaaayyyyyyyy
The first things people usually notice about me
Depending on the length of my hair I play with it a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Game of Thrones series, No Country for Old Men, Pillars of the Earth, Hyperion, Survivor, Lullaby, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Ilium

Mad Max: Fury Road, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, Moon, Primer, Ravenous, Die Hard, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood

Trailer Park Boys, Peep Show, Broad City, Workaholics Arrested Development, Simpsons(90s), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Comedy Bang Bang, Better Call Saul, The Wire, Futurama, Rick and Morty, Westworld, Stranger Things

Harry Gregson-Williams, Nick Phoenix, Two Steps From Hell, Steven Price, Hans Zimmer, Infected Mushroom, NIN, Audiomachine, Caravan Palace, Flying Lotus, Galactic, Sphongle

Seafood. The kind in a shell.
Six things I could never do without
Satin Sheets
A clean bathroom (Even the bottom part of the toilet where it bolts into the floor)
Vidya Games
My inflatable kiddie pool that I get all sorts of crazy in.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I will spark the next revolution due to current political events....ya know when I get the chance.

Why whatever computer I'm servicing isn't friggin working
On a typical Friday night I am
Hoping my plans fall through so I can become my true form on a Friday night...a total lazy piece of shit.

If they don't however I'm either typically at a bar with my childhood friends (a chunk of us still live together and we see the rest all the time), playing video games, or playing board games with above mentioned friends. Possibly also studying until the summer when I'm finally done with these tests.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am not Vanilla and I love it.
You should message me if
You have a sense of humor and can handle gross, immature jokes.

You want to go to a cool bar with me and don't mind me going off on a drunk political tangent.

You know what my previous section means.

You consider loafing around on the weekend a solid plan

You literally just want to message me because I'm growing tired of being a cis male and having to do all the foot work. It would be nice if someone tried to impress me once in a while and not the other way around. Gender norms are dead ladies!
The two of us