I'm basically at war all the time with wanting to conquer the world and sorta just doing jack shit all day. I also have very high people tolerance and find myself trying to figure out why people are instead of what they are if that makes sense. Although, with the current political discourse I find myself asking "what the fuck is happening, who is writing America right now." So I have my limits.
It's important I mention that I am kink minded and poly. Although I am not against finding the right person to be monogamous with, it's just something I can't see myself doing right now (I can always be proven wrong though). Ideally seeking a FWB type situation. I just left a long term relationship so I'm not ready to be back in one but I'm not interested in just one night stands. I prefer to have multiple night stands...and a solid coffee table ...hah!
To be clear I'm searching for a solid connection so If you like what I got so far and have been swooned by my furniture joke then perhaps there's hope yet for this site.
I also like to do comedy but as of late I haven't touched it due to above reasons. I've made some comedy webisodes that I filmed and edited myself in the past that I'd like to do again soon enough. They kinda suck but it was fun as shit to make so whatever. If you're into film, I wouldn't mind a partner giving me a hand with some expertise since I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Always buy the purple and blues, you'll fuck over more people on Baltic ave than The Boardwalk.
I'm really bad at:
Spelling, writing legibly, anything involving me lifting my leg above my waist line, throwing a Frisbee, having patience on the NJT
Mad Max: Fury Road, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, Moon, Primer, Ravenous, Die Hard, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood
Trailer Park Boys, Peep Show, Broad City, Workaholics Arrested Development, Simpsons(90s), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Comedy Bang Bang, Better Call Saul, The Wire, Futurama, Rick and Morty, Westworld, Stranger Things
Harry Gregson-Williams, Nick Phoenix, Two Steps From Hell, Steven Price, Hans Zimmer, Infected Mushroom, NIN, Audiomachine, Caravan Palace, Flying Lotus, Galactic, Sphongle, Manic Focus, Pretty Lights,
Seafood. The kind in a shell.
A clean bathroom (Even the bottom part of the toilet where it bolts into the floor)
My inflatable kiddie pool that I get all sorts of crazy in.
You want to go to a cool bar with me and don't mind me going off on a drunk political tangent.
You consider loafing around playing video games, drinking, and smoking weed in front of the TV on the weekend a solid plan
You know what FL is and have an account there.
You've gotten down to this last line and aren't horribly turned off yet.