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My self-summary
One time I took a cool slide down the side of The Great Wall of China. It was rad.

My pals are kind, intelligent, and witty people. We play a lot of board games and go on lots of camping trips.

I also watch an unnatural amount of Star Trek and play D&D or some or of tabletop game pretty much every weekend.

I'm looking for a connection and meaningful conversation with a heaping side of witty banter. Also in the market for high quality cuddles. Ready to feel some feelings.
What I’m doing with my life
According to a fancy piece of paper I received last summer from Kennesaw State University, it is implied that I can now speak Spanish, French, and Chinese. I appreciate their confidence in me, however I think "speak" is a generous term. Saying that I can "write papers about existentialism in foreign languages" would be more accurate. While getting my degree was fun and interesting, it qualifies me for...way fewer jobs than I was anticipating.

Currently, I'm a manage a coffee establishment. One of those big corporate chains. What a sellout, amirite?

But I'm currently narrowing down grad school options. Ever since I was a kid I've wanted to study literature for a living. So I'm on the college professor career path. I'll probably (hopefully) end up teaching Spanish literature.

In my spare time I like to knit, crochet, paint, build things, etc. The act of creating useful and/or aesthetically pleasing things is very satisfying.
I’m really good at
Cooking, crafts, writing, making goofs, learning languages, being a pal.
The first things people usually notice about me
A coworker of mine once told me her first impression of me was that I was confident and smart. And while I don't know if that's accurate 100% of the time, I'll take it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books! Wolf in White Van, House of Leaves, Slaughterhouse-Five, Daughter of the Forest, The Book of Flying, The God of Small Things, John Dies at the End.

Currently reading: Universal Harvester - John Darnielle

Favorite Shows! 30 Rock, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Star Trek: TNG, Community, Adventure Time, The Venture Bros., The Brak Show, Last Week Tonight, Bojack Horseman, Rick and Morty, Stranger Things

Favorite Music! The Mountain Goats, The Decemberists, Rilo Kiley, Courtney Barnett, The Beatles, David Bowie, Billy Joel, Modest Mouse, The National, Fleetwood Mac, Paul Simon, Talking Heads, Alabama Shakes

Podcasts: My Brother My Brother and Me, The Adventure Zone, Harmontown, Radiolab, This American Life, Oh No Ross & Carrie, Welcome to Nightvale.

Favorite Movies! Me and You and Everyone We Know, The Royal Tenenbaums, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Labyrinth, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, Harry Potter

Food! Tacos. Sandwiches. Chinese food in China. I'll try pretty much anything. I'm the least picky. I cook most of my own meals at home. I've been told I'm an excellent cook. I'm notorious for spending entirely too much money at the grocery store when I get excited about crafting some kind of high concept meal.
Six things I could never do without
Laughter, Creativity, Intelligence, Travel, Sunshine, Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Glistening Fishlifters.

The passage of time. And how quickly things can change. And where I'll be a year from now. And the way that each year seems shorter in contrast as your life gets longer.

The way that language is nothing but arbitrary symbols and sounds that, when combined in various ways, can have infinite meaning and power.

Raising alpacas. Shearing them, spinning yarn, and making awesome stuff. Repeat.

Why so many people lack empathy.

Lately I've been thinking a lot about practical life choices, and how they can lead me to full time, paid adventuring.

On a typical Friday night I am
I work a lot of mornings, so I tend to go to sleep a bit early. But depending on my schedule, I'm sometimes hanging out with pals, or watching Netflix, or playing video games, or readin' books.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know. You can ask me most anything.
You should message me if
If you wanna chat about Star Trek, or video games, or your favorite hiking trail, or tell me about a fun trip you've taken, or something interesting you've learned recently.

I'm looking for a fella with a nice sense of humor, who likes to snuggle, and isn't a mean jerk.

Also, if you are, like me, slightly obsessed with all of the content that the McElroy brothers create.
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