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My self-summary
I've recently moved back to Chicago after two years of living in Colorado. [Just now they decide to legalize it. >:(]
What I’m doing with my life
I was in Colorado, getting a degree in journalism. Now I'm looking for something to do with it; no more working in retail for me. :D
I’m really good at
Doing your mom!
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short.

The way I'm always staring at them with that blank expression on my face. :P
However, that's just when they notice the front part of me first. I would imagine that people usually "noticing" at my back side. :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm a sucker for classic literature, nerd herder for Harry Potter,
and I quite enjoy reading Doctor Who BBC novels - if you want to
get into them, I would recommend starting with Shining
I LOVE the "A Song of Ice and Fire" series.

Movies: Anything comedy, a splash of chick flicks, and cult
classics. Hot Tub Time Machine, Hot Fuzz, Office Space, Eternal
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, The Road to El Dorado, 300,
Shaun of the Dead, Fight Club, Superbad, Scott Pilgrim vs. the
World, The Hangover, Easy A, Knocked Up, Big Lebowski.

For music: I'm into rock pop that is alternative hardcore metal,
retro classics that are called oldies, loves dancing to a good
techno house breakbeat electronica trance.
Six things I could never do without
Internet, Hugs and drugs, my dog, Diet soda, Netflix and Redbox, Blood of the innocent.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future.

Why I do a lot of the crazy things I do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Laying low.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an account on I know, how humiliating.
You should message me if
You want to.

You know the difference between "your" and "you're".

You are Bridget McManus, and you want to leave your wife for me.

Do not message me if you just want to hop straight into bed with me. Sure, sex is dandy, but I would like to get to know you first. Maybe a real relationship would develop.

Please try to make your messages in the form of coherent sentences.

P.S. Where I wrote that I'm looking for casual sex, it only applies to other girls. I'm sorry boys, but that's how the world works. If you don't like it, then you can either go gay, or have a sex-change.
The two of us