I'm obsessed with music and movies and highly opinionated, you should be too.
Life is absurd and making fun of everything is the best.
Hobbies include drinking, dancing at some weird loft party until the wee hours, and providing running commentary for bad movies.
Making awesome mixtapes
Making fun of everything
Holding my liquor
Returning video tapes
Autechre, Aphex Twin, Boards Of Canada, Squarepusher, Flying Lotus, Luke Vibert, Machinedrum, Burial, A Tribe Called Quest, The Pharcyde, Madlib, MF Doom, Mos Def, People Under The Stairs, Can, Goblin, Synth pop from the 80s.
I have a penchant for shitty b-movies, future dystopias, and anything with zombies.
Any comedy where an idiot stumbles into vast amounts of money or Bill Murray makes an appearance is always welcome; The Jerk, Dumb and Dumber, Ghostbusters, and Groundhog Day, etc.
Mystery Science Theater 3000, Twin Peaks, The Wire, Arrested Development, Blue Planet, Planet Earth, Home Movies, Breaking Bad, The Life and Times of Tim, Tim & Eric, Party Down, Louie, Freaks and Geeks, It's Always Sunny, Mad Men, Delocated, Parks & Rec, and The Chris Gethard Show.
Most stuff by Philip K. Dick, Arthur C. Clarke, H.P Lovecraft, Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Adams, and Michael Crichton. Other favorites include A Clockwork Orange, World War Z, the Harry Potter series, The Hunger Games. If you don't like Calvin and Hobbes, you can just get the hell out. Nonfiction books about anything bizarre.
I'm committed to the ongoing search for the perfect deli sandwich. Will try almost anything, except if I'm in Flushing. I'm sorry, but cold spicy beef tendons with jellyfish on a bed of pickled onions should not be served when a clueless white dude asks "What's good here?" You got me guys, good one, let's all have a good laugh.
An endless supply of awesome music
All the crazy shit that lives at the bottom of the ocean
The technological singularity
If my 100% enemy on here is nefariously plotting my demise. I'm one step ahead of you, asshole.
I have a man crush on Kurt Russell. Dreamboat.
If you think Brad Neely is hilarious, there's a good chance we're going to get along just fine.
I realize my profile is long as fuck, so if you read the whole thing, well done. If you're still intrigued, let's talk.