I'm never surprised. Do not need a sugar daddy, I party like its 1999. I am Americas next top model. I never perspire. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I bat 400. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I ama stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I once Read Paradise Lost, The Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. Sushi is my favorite food group. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the most fullest and symmetrical Christmas trees. On Wednesdays, after practice, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I eat soup like a boss, and make Delicious pink lemonade for all my friends ,Yep I'm a go-getta. I sleep once a day, and have the sweetest dreams:)....I don't usually date, but when I do, I date you
I'm really into live music and concerts, I used to sell my body in highschool to get money to go.
Total lie, but I love live music though ;)
If your gonna message me and your a hobo can you feel free to just not, I really feel sorry for you but I'm hear for a relationship♡♡♡♡♡♡
Those totally creepy..... let's cuddle messages don't cut it here at London club...no just noo. Like there is no way on pineapple tips I'm cuddling a perfect stranger who starts cconversations like a fish ... think about who you're talking to and what you're saying ... I for one am not a guppy
defending the bullied.
staying away from long uphill trails.
Keeping grimy people out of my life.
secured a business degree.
starting third business
Gluten free snacks and sassy remarks all day
Full time Algebra ll teacher at Connecting Waters charter school.
Saving the world from boring people
Wrapping myself up like a burrito on cold days
living LOVE, seeing people who wonder if they are seen
I RARLY ANSWERE MY PHONE.
I have extreme self respect.
My breath is minty fresh.
I Say the funniest things..
my eyes and my heart, also very attentive. and i sing love songs to guys its just fun they get all shy. I love to make people smile.
I talk like a white person so im told
I invent things in seconds
Im ok with learning from others
Will not be treated unwell.
I let people know if im crushing on them no sweat
I do this thing where I look deeply into people's eye's and they say "yes" and then I look away its how ive initiated most of my relationships
I need somebody to look at me the way I look at tacos
Smart Phone, smart girl
If you dont like house music please go
.love Imogen heap
lana del ray ; )
My car is a freakin dance party
water from my bathroom filter
would i date meee... i think yessss
how much I hate poeple that try to kiss me in movies, or on first dates ewwww
what attracts old men to me?
LOVE perfect lips>
where are the real people at?????
why the weirds hit up my page......OmG...
how adult's have their parents paying their car payments,,,, what?
Ya your parents forgot to pay my cell phone bill too, that's why we cant talk anymore.
if your ugly and annoying, how do you win.
texting you till I fall asleep :)
oh and im also very much into sleeping every chance I get.
You feeling on my rear end at a club is not my idea of fun thanks
I stepped on a California poppy
Let it go let it go :)))))
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)
Im really not intrested in your one tatoo, (every creepy shirtless guy on here)
I weigh 140 pounds
yep im a nigger......lol somebody actually messaged me to say that and it was rude as hell
I like to write love poems...........i dream of kissing perfect lips
I feel ugly sometimes
somebody asked me if i drink and i said juice boxes
im not afraid to tell the truth
I thought DTF was (DOWN) (TO) (FOLD) like clothes....
I'm a crazy b, when it comes to candy crush
Somehow I got nicknamed LUUUUNCH...SLOW black mans voice :)
You'ev come to grips with the fact that I'm not a freak or interested in having sex with you.. like some thirsty squirrel.
You are not married and on a break.
your chill with none clingy girls.
You've seen a girl without make up and appreciated it.
You have the ability to make plans :)
you know right and wrong.
people can trust you in their bathrooms
Good looking with no personality. .....bahaha
Peppermint tea sounds really good at 2am
trust me boy, bandz dont make me dance.
No just go:) if your read this far, just go take a bath you silly sloth