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My self-summary
I like to be social. I have no problems in a crowd and spend a LOT of time telling stories and making folks laugh. I am an avid reader, exercise daily and spend most of my Sunday afternoons with my social running club. There aren't a lot of things that I don't enjoy and have and enormous amount of pop culture trivia in my head.

sense of humor, I have one. Its all over the place...but one thing is sure....you will laugh, a lot. Liking sarcasm wouldn't hurt. I enjoy traveling and have no problem hopping into the car and driving an hour or two just to get some good food. I drove around the country a few years ago, most of the time alone, and had a GREAT time (I would definitely do that again). Also...have passport, will travel.

I'm not much for camping but I definitely like getting outdoors. I'm the kind of person that wears sneakers at the lake because that soggy bottom is gross. Fishing really isn't my thing either, but I'd be more than happy to drive the boat while providing commentary on how slimy fish are. I exercise daily. You gotta work the machine if you want to have fun.

I have a variety of interests. I'm enjoying the journey. There are very few things I find boring...but a LOT of things I may do just the one time.

I'm an ENFP (for the most part)...if that helps?
What I’m doing with my life
I do my own thing. As I said...I read, play games and spend a lot of time just being alive and enjoying the gifts that it brings. I also am totally NOT using my psychology degree.

I am all about pancake, waffle, and cooking syrups. Not to mention bit of juicing.

Oh, I am big on frisbee golf and going places.

Enjoying it.
I’m really good at
I am very quick-witted and can follow almost any conversation on any subject. I am excellent at and enjoy playing games of all types (but not the relationship types...yuck).

Oh...I also feel that I cook well and am fairly decent with a guitar.

Well, fairly decent if you don't count the fact that when I play (and sing, singing is the key here)...wild elk think they are hearing their mating calls and come "a-running".


Making you laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My outgoing personality and sense of humor (from toilet to witty and all types in-between).

I've been told I have a very distinctive laugh. I suppose you will just have to meet me and make me laugh to find out.

People also, even though I get no actual comments, tend to stare at my third eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Wow...my tastes are rather vast and I read/listen/watch a massive variety of different things. My pop-culture Kung-fu is STRONG! My favorite types eats are Italian and Mexican...who doesn't love Mexican food (how would you like your beans, meat and cheese?).

If I had to go with some things that I always return to...New Order, The Police, Violent Femmes things like that. These days I list to a lot of acoustic, alternative and bluegrass. The Avett Bros. are incredible...I really enjoy Alt-J, Jack Johnson.

I listen to a lot of talk radio when driving...NPR, Ron & Fez (now Bennington).
Six things I could never do without
1. My kids
2. My friends
3. My mind
4. guitar
5. sarcasm
6. a good funny
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, Love, and happiness. I also wonder why I keep dreaming about cheese.

Sometimes I like to think about the things in this world that just plain don't make sense...like the Platypus, and how I could possibly obtain one as a pet. Wait, I dont really want one of those.

Syrup. This is unfortunately true. Whereas I do not use my psychology degree, I do make pancake and waffle syrups (and hot sauce, and juice). Dont know it, it is a living.

M-Theory and relativity. Micho Kaku will rock your world. go see for yourself...http://mkaku.org/.

My kiddos (ages 17 and 13). They simply rock.

Movies that don't exist. I often make up movies while listening to music while running. Not that I am a movie maker or anything like that. This is just a little brain tool. If I were not thinking about that, I would be thinking about how soon I could be stopping all the pain and near death feelings by not running. It is a fine line I maintain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a great time whatever I am doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was a member of the Hall of Justice as a superhero...

My responsibilities included saving the universe, fighting the Hall of Injustice and possessing amazing powers up to, and including, super hearing, unarmed combat, shape shifting, speed-walking, incredible break-dancing, night vision, amazing teeth, and an unimaginable tolerance to alcohol.
You should message me if
you are wanting to meet someone who is much much smarter than the average bear (we could go raid picninc baskets somewhere).

I took a survey of 100 complete strangers and was ranked very high on smarm and sarcasm.

You are not a sociopath. (I realize that if you are a sociopath, seeing this disclaimer will not deter you...i try)

You are looking to be chatty.

You are an ousted Nigerian Prince who needs help getting some family money out of your homeland.

You will not make fun of my most recent haircut...because it is shit.
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