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My self-summary
I'm a crime-fighting attorney by day and mild-mannered Netflix binger by night who lives by himself right here in Gotham.

I stop the bad guys by throwing the book at them, literally. Those law books are heavy! Just kidding, I stop them by tattletelling to a judge. Who says no one likes a tattletale?

I like to to tell my clients "the State Bar prevents me from promising you a big cash judgment....but between you and me, I promise you A BIG CASH JUDGMENT, heheheh....."

But seriously folks, when it comes down to it, I have no names tattooed on my body, I don't smell offensive, no baby-mama drama, no probation officer, and I HATE SELFIES, especially on dating sites. Don't you have someone to take that photo for you? I got my shit together, I can turn on the Asian charm like a light switch and yet have plenty of sass with that charm to keep things spicy. Your mom will more than approve of me.
What I’m doing with my life
Working towards the day where I am the one that gets to say "Overruled."

Collecting stamps with my passport.
I’m really good at
Clearing out the karaoke room when I pick up the mic. And yes, I'm the one that picked the classic Lisa Loeb hit from the 90's "Stay." Mic drop.

Making tea for guests in my home.

Math, taking photos. That's messed up but it's true.
The first things people usually notice about me
That one dimple when I smile. Aww.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like all the classics like Police Academy: Mission to Moscow, Clifford the Big Red Dog, The Trans-Siberian Orchestra, and pizza and pineapples. And peeled kiwis.
Six things I could never do without
My news from Bill Maher, John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, and Seth Meyers. I miss Jon Stewart but Trevor Noah is cool too.
On Demand anything (magic wand not included).
Dishwasher (rinse before or after?).
LOCKED (for A-List members only).
LOCKED (for A-List members only).
Girls with a mind to match the body, like you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not to get pineapple on my pizza or eat them separately. I love them both. How would kiwis taste on a pizza? Hmm.....I think I know what I'll be doing on a future Friday night.

How bad for the environment K-Cups are, and how badly I want a Keurig.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually checking the expiration date on everything in my fridge or looking for movie Easter eggs in all the Star Wars movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I check my horoscope everyday and will not leave the house if it tells me not to. I don't need my awesome, shiny red bike stolen ya hear?
You should message me if
I do check my horoscope everyday but if you know what I'm talking about above, I want to meet you. So message me.

If you can answer my dishwater question from above.
The two of us