lookbutdontsee
30 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a crime-fighting attorney by day and mild-mannered Netflix binger by night who lives right here in Gotham.

I stop the bad guys by throwing the book at them, literally. Those law books are heavy! Just kidding, I stop them by tattletelling to a judge. Who says no one likes a tattletale?

I like to to tell my clients "the State Bar prevents me from promising you a big cash judgment....but between you and me, I promise you A BIG CASH JUDGMENT.

Fun fact about me: 64% extrovert, 36% introvert according to fivethirtyeight.com.
What I’m doing with my life
Working towards the day where I am the one that gets to say "Overruled."

Collecting stamps with my passport.
I’m really good at
Clearing out the karaoke room when I pick up the mic. And yes, I'm the one that picked the classic Lisa Loeb hit from the 90's "Stay."
The first things people usually notice about me
My fun vibe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like all the classics like Police Academy: Mission to Moscow, Clifford the Big Red Dog, The Trans-Siberian Orchestra, and pizza and pineapples. And peeled kiwis.
The six things I could never do without
Bobcat Goldthwait.
On Demand anything (magic wand not included).
Dishwasher (rinse before or after?).
Intellectual stimulation via John Oliver.
The Beatles White Album.
Smart girls, like you.
Special shout out to pizza and pineapples. And peeled kiwis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not to get pineapple on my pizza or eat them separately. I love them both.

How bad for the environment K-Cups are, and how badly I want a Keurig.
On a typical Friday night I am
On Fandango like a madman. There's nothing like waiting to the last minute.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like having peeled kiwi fed to me.
You should message me if
If you're "pretty, pretty, pretty good."

If you can answer my dishwater question from above.
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