I stop the bad guys by throwing the book at them, literally. Those law books are heavy! Just kidding, I stop them by tattletelling to a judge. Who says no one likes a tattletale?
I like to to tell my clients "the State Bar prevents me from promising you a big cash judgment....but between you and me, I promise you A BIG CASH JUDGMENT.
Fun fact about me: 64% extrovert, 36% introvert according to fivethirtyeight.com.
Collecting stamps with my passport.
On Demand anything (magic wand not included).
Dishwasher (rinse before or after?).
Intellectual stimulation via John Oliver.
The Beatles White Album.
Smart girls, like you.
Special shout out to pizza and pineapples. And peeled kiwis.
How bad for the environment K-Cups are, and how badly I want a Keurig.
If you can answer my dishwater question from above.