40New Braunfels, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a simple man, just looking for a simple partner. Spaghetti-O's and applesauce!!
What I’m doing with my life
I have a large and varied garden gnome collection and am always looking for my next one.

I spend my days working in retail management--oh, the horror stories I could tell! Ask me about inventory. ;)

I spend my nights building lego cities and playing Minecraft. Oh, and cruising OkCupid. ;) Hahahaha!
I’m really good at
I don't like to toot my own horn, but I make a seriously MEAN fondue.
The first things people usually notice about me
My neanderthal nose structure, sadly. I have an enormous nose. It's just huge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Who reads? Isn't that what movies are for? Hahahaha!

I adore Downtown Abbey. More tea, Fredricks!

I'm not into all of these Zombie shows everyone is so keen on.

My music is so varied, it's really hard to pin down. I love Willie Nelson, Heart, and Lynrd Skynrd over all else.

I will eat anything that had a face. Except YOU. Hahaha!
Six things I could never do without
Zombie shows (Hahahaha!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I am so woefully single. Maybe you can help me change that!
On a typical Friday night I am
Weeping softly in the shower.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Oh, no you don't! I won't fall for THAT again! Hahahaha!!! ;)
You should message me if
You're not a zombie! Hahahaha!
The two of us