Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he'd stop using lame lines and copy/paste emails and switch to genuine self expression, he could smell like he’s me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a date with the man those other profiles could smell like.
What’s in your hand, back at me. I have an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.
Look at it again, the tickets are now diamonds.
Anything is possible when your man smells like a cool guy and not a copy/paster or a person that says "sup shawty".
I’m on a horse. And okcupid.
PS: you are now either......
1) Laughing, which means you should message me.
2) Not understanding the reference, so check out the amazing Old Spice commercial immediately and return to this profile.
3) Thinking that this sort of talk doesn't belong on this super serious web site. That means likely have no sense of humor and we wouldn't get along anyway.
EDIT: my username is not meant to have sexual connotation and undertones. While I was signing up for okcupid, i was watching a cartoon that showed that awkward moment where Wile E Coyote is running in mid air thinking there's still ground below him, but as soon as he realized he ran off a cliff gravity kicks in. You girls are all pervs I swear!!
EDIT2: finally caved and got instagram: yoimserge
By night I'm enjoying my membership to the crossfit cult. And yes, I will probably try to recruit you and ask you to drink our special Kool Aid
Movies:Easy Rider, Star Wars trilogy, Edward Scissorhands, Never Die Alone, 400 blows, pulp fiction, Heat, Spiderman 2, Brat 2, Ice Harvest, Phone Booth, Midnight Cowboy,the Pink Panther series, Safety Last, Usual Suspects, Taxi (french version), American Psycho, Butterfly Effect, Star Wars, Empire. I also am a fan of terrible terrible movies cause they are SOOO much fun to watch - Sci Fi originals, You Got Served, Taxi (american version), Ghost Ship, Biker Boyz, Torque, 2 Fast 2 Furious, XXX, Empire. My local game store knows me as "the dude that loves to buy shitty discount movies".
If you can find a English language copy of "Deadly Prey", you will win my undying love.
EDIT: I just watched "Kumare"... wow
Music: This is a tough one, for me, every type of music has its own appropriate mood and setting. That being said, i can truly say i listen to everything.
Food: chinese, mexican, russian..... heck just about every ethnic food variety. But there is one thing that trumps it all - the greatest american contribution out there - BBQ!~!!!
Also - the greatest youtube comment I ever read was - "I hate when people wish their idols are unsuccessful in order to hang on to a self justified superior taste in music.". Hipsters, you just got told
If you're cool then maybe eventually you can be the other 4. Maybe
I was recently diagnosed with a very treatable form of cancer that I am currently in the process of beating. During this process I want life to be as normal as possible - and that meant keeping my OKCupid profile up so I could meet awesome girls just like any regular douchebag would.
Some things come with the territory - my health, healing and treatment are my #1 priority, my schedule can change at any time (which I will of course let you know about), and I do not partake in any tobacco or alcohol - although I am totally OK if you do:)
I understand that this is not the desired dating situation for a lot of people - and if you don't want to date me because of this reason since, lets face it, it's a lot for a person to deal with - I totally understand and will never get mad or hold it against you.
EDIT: chemotherapy is DONE! Now the recovery begins:)
Or if your first message is in Haiku form.
Or if you'd like to hear the rules of the OKCupid drinking game
Or you don't mind that I leave you for Sheryl Crow (((I cant believe I have to clarify this one - its a Lance Armstrong joke ^_^ )))
Also, my one pet peeve on this site - girls that say they value intelligence, but then get the okcupid IQ questionnaire questions wrong. And yes, you can google ALL OF THEM.