35 Redwood City, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a funghi.
What I’m doing with my life
after acquiring several technical degrees i sat behind a computer for 2 years and wanted to strangle everyone, so i went back to what i love, which is running restaurants. i moved to the peninsula with the intent of opening my own restaurant, just give me a few more years ;)
I’m really good at
my job, being the center of attention, taking charge of the situation, playing pool, over-sharing, multi-tasking!
The first things people usually notice about me
i reek of machismo, 99% of the time i'm the best-dressed person in the room, i walk very fast, and sometimes people think i have an irish or canadian accent, which im neither, i'm puerto rican/german and was born in hayward
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i'm a technology genius, used to hack in the 90's and now just a filthy pirate that can get any movie or show you can think of. i live off a steady diet of milk, meat, and beer, and only read books when i'm incarcerated ...
The six things I could never do without
Smart Phone
Killer Threads
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why is it so hard for people to e-mail me back? at least send a courtesy e-mail! if a fat chick e-mails me i will tell her i don't like fat chicks, so if i e-mail you and you're not interested you can at least let me know that you don't like tall, dark, handsome, funny guys with well above average IQs that pay for everything and make sweet, sweet love to you. common courtesy ladies... also why the hell do girls think that just because they signed up for one "tough-mudder" that they are some kind of amazing athlete that's earned the right to wear yoga pants every day? please don't wear yoga pants unless your butt is nicer than mine,
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to sell the sangria I made that morning at work and then hoisting liters at the local german beer garden, also sucking at karaoke and telling strangers to stay out of my personal space (you stink and i smell good, let's not mix)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was once afraid of cottage cheese and i'm not wearing any panties
You should message me if
if you know what's good for you