honeybeyhives
27Singapore, Singapore
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My self-summary

Life sized malay gay hobbit who happens to be a ravenclaw, centrist, and atheist (just putting it out there, cos some religious folk are so salty). Don't be deceived by my face, I'm actually quite large in size, and have a small little.. hobbit. Check my stats.

My day job is as boring as anyone else's day job. The most exciting thing that happens is when I steal staplers and shit.

My nights are mostly spent on reading books or Netflix or Sims 3 (yes I'm aware Sims 4 is out, but come on its fucked), or waiting anxiously for Steam sales to happen.

Also I do have mental health issues periodically but I think that makes up a pretty interesting conversation, no?

Currently obsessed with my kindle and Netflix and reality TV. Current faves are Something Like Summer, Please Like Me, Rupaul S9, Jane Seville, and Shea Coulee.
What I’m doing with my life
I steal staplers and pens and do hardcore drugs such as pennicilin and caffeine, while staring at a glaring box of death that's fed with the misery of other glaring boxes' information from 9-5, Monday to Friday.
I’m really good at
- Following Google Map instructions on my iPhone.
- Doing a kaikai drag queen voice ala RuPaul.
- Speaking in accents.
- Cooking with an airfryer.
- Being indecisive.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Beyonce walk. I walk with a certain strut.. but that's only because I was born pigeon toed.

My clothes don't fit me as well as they did in 2010.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Jay Bell and J.K. Rowling. Yes my literature is limited, so what? Lel

A lot of Nathan Hartono, Gentle Bones, Sam Willows, Daphne Khoo (I'm quite the local junkie), Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, The Fray, Troye Sivan, Sam Smith, Joe Brooks, and Queen Bey.

Big Harry Potter fan. I have four of the main characters' wands. I'm not talking about their penises.

I enjoy watching Vicious, 2 Broke Girls, Young and Hungry, Rupaul's Drag Race, Please Like Me, How To Get Away With Murder, Elementary

Pollo(pronounced "Poyo")tarian food.
Six things I could never do without
1. My cats
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.. Yeah that's pretty much it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. Lunch.
2. Hair weaves.
3. New Zealand
On a typical Friday night I am
1. Chilling with the girlfriends at the coffeeshop eating Kway Teow Goreng cos lepak.

or

2. Reading.

or

3. Playing with my cats while watching RuPaul.

or

4. Dorothy's Bar to drown out my sorrow with strong island tea YAAAAAS girl
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not really gay.. not really.. but I think my future boyfriend might be. UNIVERSE EXPLODES

I also secretly do drag in my head.

I had clinical depression for two years.
You should message me if
You believe that you're willing to share this unexpected adventure with a hobbit like me. Maybe we'll meet a fire breathing dragon.. in my pants.
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