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My self-summary
My friends convinced me they could get me more matches if they took over my profile for a week. Wanna prove them right?

The most interesting thing to ever happen to me happened when I was 7 and my life's quest is to find something I can do that will top it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm writing a dissertation on Broadway musicals. Haha, it sounds more interesting than it really is.
I’m really good at
Finding my self in unbelievable situations and telling stories about them. I also have an innate ability to attract any dog within sight or smell distance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, and there must be something that gives off the impression that I excel at giving directions because I am stopped daily.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: William Goldman, Jon Stewart, Steve Martin, J.K. Rowling, Chuck Palahniuk, Mark Twain, David Sedaris

Movies: The Princess Bride, Trainspotting, Wet Hot American Summer, Airplane, Pulp Fiction, West Side Story, Animal House, The Jerk, and any Christopher Guest film

Music: Classic Rock, 80's pop, Standards, Broadway

Television: Saturday Night Live, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny, The Daily Show, Seinfeld, Friends, Arrested Development, Saved by the Bell

Six things I could never do without
I propose you ask me this over coffee or brunch. Who doesn't like brunch as a good get-to-know-you event?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That dissertation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Some are spent downtown, others Netflixing like the other 99%, but my goal is not to have typical Friday nights and that's where you come in.
You should message me if
If you're dying to know what happened to me at the tender age of 7. Or, you should message me if you find my online profile endearing, becasuse I come off much more charming, even quick witted in real life. If you have a bit of a quirky side and do not embarrass easily, I'm yours already.
The two of us