29 Tuscaloosa, United States
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My self-summary
The most interesting thing to ever happen to me happened when I was 7 and my life's quest is to find something I can do that will top it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm writing a dissertation on Broadway musicals. Yes, it sounds more interesting than it really is.
I’m really good at
Finding my self in unbelievable situations and telling stories about them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall. However, some part of me gives off the impression that I am really good at giving directions because I am stopped daily. I also have the innate ability to attract any child or dog within the vicinity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: William Goldman, Jon Stewart, Steve Martin, J.K. Rowling, Chuck Palahniuk, Mark Twain, David Sedaris

Movies: The Princess Bride, Trainspotting, Wet Hot American Summer, Airplane, Pulp Fiction, West Side Story, Animal House, The Jerk, and any Christopher Guest film

Music: Classic Rock, 80's pop, Standards, Broadway

Television: Saturday Night Live, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny, The Daily Show, Seinfeld, Friends, Arrested Development, Saved by the Bell

The six things I could never do without
- Someone to care for, entertain, and educate
- Sports
- Television/Film/Theatre
- New York City
- Friends
- Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How horrible the world is but how funny it is if you take a step back and observe the absurdity of it all.
On a typical Friday night I am
I do not have typical Friday nights. If I did, life would be boring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate being on this site because I never know what to write or pictures to post.
You should message me if
You are someone who I can make laugh and might be able to make me laugh.

You like to dress up and go out, but would be just as happy hanging out at home and watching a movie.

You have a bit of a quirky side and do not embarrass easily.

You are cute, tallish, and live a healthy lifestyle.

You think I'm cute, witty, and charming from my profile, because I guarantee in real life, I come off much better.