34Bridgeport, United States
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My self-summary
I don't believe in a perfect match. I don't have a racial preference, I think beauty is universal. I think that a woman's personality will make her as beautiful as an hourglass figure will.

I'll say this now while you're at the top of the page... I inject a certain amount of sarcasm throughout this profile. PLEASE don't mistaken that for immaturity. Like the good book says, "there is a time for everything." I know when to be serious and assertive. I enjoy making people laugh, or at making them crack a smile. I'm not one of those perfect guys from The Bachelorette, but I pride myself on being a gentleman and responsible. I don't have any kids, I live on my own.
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing exciting enough to get my own reality show. I work at a
homecare agency doing clerical work. Sometimes it feels like the
paper is growing from my desk. In my spare time I like to indulge
my hobbies (below) and hang out with my friends and family. I love
my friends. They're the kind of people I'd get out of bed at 2:30
in the morning to help them change a tire, or help each other move
on a Thursday evening. I have lots of associates. That's cool and
all, but its important to know the difference between friends and
I’m really good at
1. Making people laugh. Its like a sport to me. Tastefully done of course.
2. I like to play Video games. Not an insane amount, just enough to call it Hobby.
3. I'm also good at drawing and painting. I'm not Da vinci, but I do ok for myself.
4. Troublshooting my own computer. I'm very tech savvy.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmmm... I never asked. I hope they notice my uniqueness. I hate being generic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I LOVE to read. The Da Vinci Code, Daemon, The Hare with Amber Eyes, The Art of War, Angels and Demons, The Most Dangerous Thing, Map of bones, Fooled by Randomness, A Song of Fire and Ice.
Movies - Godfather I and II, Deja Vu, Fallen, Young Guns I and II, Iron Man, Age Of Ultron, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Hobbit Trilogy, Scott Pilgrim Versus the World, Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, Seven, Inception, and Closer.
Music - I like a lot of stuff. Seriously, my playlist is crazy. I can go from Nas to Disturbed, to Eric Clapton. I also like Jay-Z, 50 cent, 3 Doors Down, John Mayer, Eminem, Paramore, Lizzie (her cover of the Pursuit of Happiness is sick. Seriously, stop reading this and go listen to it.) Silversun Pickups, Iron and Wine, Shinedown, and Rage Against the Machine.
TV - If you're not watching Game of Thrones, you're doing yourself a disservice. Same goes for The Walking Dead. The zombies are an after thought once you realize that the living people are more dangerous than the zombies that're trying to eat them. House Of Cards. Frank Underwood is probably the best villain in TV history. Marco Polo.
Food - I LOVE Clams Casino, Fried Calamari, Pizza from mom and pop joints, 24 ounce Steaks, and Sushi. I also love visiting noodle shops.
Six things I could never do without
1. My Galaxy Note 4
2. Retro T-shirt collection
3. High speed Internet
4. Home Theater PC
5. My sense of humor
6. Podcasts, they're the only thing that get me through my day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whoa!! Hey! Let's take it down a notch! That's kinda personal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, or taking in a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like to eat cereal in front of other people. The whole thing about milk running down my face. (Sigh) There's too much porn on the net. It could be bad if someone associate the two.
You should message me if
If you don't have statements like "***ATTENTION***, I only date (insert race) guys or (insert race) guys." I don't have any tolerance for that kind of ignorance. You don't need a dating site like this. There are plenty of hate group websites where you'll have an easier time finding someone who shares your desire to exclude people based on the color of their skin. If you want to get to know me. Its ok to show a little interest, we're both single, remember. If you consider yourself a nerd. Also, ESPECIALLY if you wanna talk about the lastest episode of Game of Thrones.
The two of us