Once while on the elliptical at the gym, I noticed that the handsome man on the elliptical across from me was waving. I excitedly waved back. Turns out he wasn't waving to me…just re-adjusting his headphones. Moderately embarrassing moments are my specialty! At the very least, I have some entertaining stories.
A different student recently squatted next to me, with a look of fierce determination in his eyes. He told me not to worry, he was just pushing out a fart.
This sums up how I spend my day nicely.
Dustin Diamond's, Behind the Bell. (The Screech, Saved by the Bell Tell-All), turned my world upside down. There's even a chapter called Kelly Kapowski is a slut. I know, I couldn't believe it either. You can borrow the book.
I have the musical taste of a fourteen year old girl living in the year 2000.
3. Summer time
4. My Journal
6. Hot pink nail polish
Though it is likely that I am laying on my couch sans pants.
And also this:
There's an episode of Modern Family where Mitchell participates in a flash mob. I memorized the dance and frequently do it alone in my apartment.