49 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
The toughest decision I ever had to make was choosing between soup and fish in a Brighton café in 2007 (I went for the fish, though later regretted my decision when I discovered the cod had been over-seasoned). Now, however, I'll have to pick one of you delicious women. The selection procedure will involve a four-part interview, along with an aptitude test and multiple-choice questionnaire. Apply now for full details...
What I’m doing with my life
I walk dogs from monday to thursday and work as underwear model during weekends in order to earn some pocket money to buy food for the dogs I walk during the week. And a virtuous circle has been created!
I’m really good at
I have a mug that says 'World's Greatest Lover'. I think that's my referees covered. How about you?
The first things people usually notice about me
How bad I am at baking bannock after a night at the pub
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Do you really want to know that?
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, drinkable water, proteins, vitamins, cuddles and kisses. Not strictly in this particular order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to fill these stupid essays!
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying that blurred lapse of time between the end of the working week and the start of the weekend
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.
You should message me if
The kind of woman I find alluring knows the difference between a good Pinot noir and a bad Cabernet and tends to have a quite refined and developed feminine side ranging from gentleness and empathy to tenderness and sensitivity.
If this sounds like you, well. I should not add anything more.