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My self-summary
Ninja dork skills with a side of Mexicana heat. It's a cliché that Latinas are spicy for a reason. Can have a good time in almost any circumstance, with company or solo. I bring elements of play and lightness to a lot of the things that I do. I swear a lot. I practice Karaoke as spiritual cleansing.
Also: From Texas. No discernible accent, but I can bring it back upon request.
What I’m doing with my life
Actor/singer/performer/model with a weakness for improv comedy. Also work in the restaurant business, which I love with all my heart.
I’m really good at
Singing, being hospitable, laughing large, walking in heels, massage (healing energy in my hands), drinking Tequila, making other people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm gonna go with smile. Didn't you?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Preface by saying: no one reads these crap lists. But by all means...

TV: Louie, Key & Peele, Inside Amy Schumer, Always Sunny, Archer, Reno 911, Bored to Death, Portlandia, Workaholics, King of the Hill, Bob's Burgers, Life and Times of Tim, all raunchy animated comedy--except Family Guy because that shit is played out. And Downton Abbey and Mad Men (of course).

Film: Documentaries, documentaries, documentaries, comedy, comedy, documentaries about comedy, mockumentaries, stand-up comedy, documentaries about sexuality and love, comedy.

Books: There's too much. I read constantly, about anything and everything, fiction and non-fiction and have since I was 3. Not into Wallace, Amis, or Rand.

Music: Jane's Addiction and Miles Davis. More recently Tame Impala.

To me, food is life. It is a foundation of social interaction and intimacy. It is a way to love and give to others. Super-passionate about food, particularly Mexican food. I also make excellent food, because I make it with love.
Six things I could never do without
The awareness in my body
My family
Excellent dining experiences
The beach
Scientific explanation

**Anyone who has food, water, shelter, oxygen, etc in this section is automatically disqualified for lack of creativity. Also jokes referencing the Piña Colada Song. It's been done, guys.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The big picture, energy, creativity, awareness, timing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Capturing pirates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Turn offs: entitlement, dirty texting too soon, Ugg boots
You should message me if
You like powerful, sensual, intelligent women--straight up with a smile;)
The two of us