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My self-summary
'WANTED : Jewel thief seeks getaway driver'

Can you drive quickly?
Do you like precious stones?
Then read on.....

So, I’ve got this big bag of jewels that I have ‘acquired’ recently, and I’m really not sure what to do with them. Do you think you could help me out?

Ideally what I’m looking for is a lady with plenty of free fingers, scrumptious earlobes and a soft neck that needs decorating?
I have emeralds, rubies, sapphire, and diamonds. Oh yes, diamonds galore, and of course we all know that diamonds are a girls best friend!!!

OK, so I'll admit it, I'm not really a jewel thief, or a petty crook, but I'm hoping I've got your attention now.

So what would you get from a pretend jewel thief? Well I like to think I'm a really relaxed, fun and interesting person to be with. I've had a great life so far, travelling all over the world and seeing some amazing things and have finally landed in London.

I'm looking for someone to share some adventures with in this amazing City. Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously, but has a good sense of humour and is an independent thinker.

I'll be Clyde if you'll be my Bonnie!
What I’m doing with my life
Thinking it's about time I settled down, but not really sure if I want to!

Trying to become an established poet: https://soundcloud.com/martinos74
I’m really good at
The only DIY I am any good at is painting. Although I only enjoy the rollering bit. Cutting in and all that other jazz should be left for another day.
Trying to find something interesting to watch on the telly.
Getting random injuries after a few shandies
The first things people usually notice about me
A bit of a west country twang and a cheeky smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books : Recently - The Curious Incident, Life of Pi, Generation X. A Confederacy of Dunces
Movies: Independent films, Ken Loach, Almodovar, anything that is a little bit gritty
Music : Reggae - Lee Perry, Gladiators, The Ethiopians, Pama International, Burning Spear (I could go on...)
Acoustic - Camera Obscura, Mojave 3, Nick Cave, Bonnie Prince Billy, Cranes, The Cave Singers, Lightning Dust
Also love blues, flamenco and techno!
Food : Not much of a foodie really.
Six things I could never do without
my guitar
the interweb thingy
a refreshing pint of lager
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I'm going to fix the bathroom light
On a typical Friday night I am
In a pub, very, very happy not to be working
You should message me if
You think "Oh he looks like a nice kind of guy, why don't I message him and see if he would like to go for a refreshing drink!"
The two of us