Can you drive quickly?
Do you like precious stones?
Then read on.....
So, I’ve got this big bag of jewels that I have ‘acquired’ recently, and I’m really not sure what to do with them. Do you think you could help me out?
Ideally what I’m looking for is a lady with plenty of free fingers, scrumptious earlobes and a soft neck that needs decorating?
I have emeralds, rubies, sapphire, and diamonds. Oh yes, diamonds galore, and of course we all know that diamonds are a girls best friend!!!
OK, so I'll admit it, I'm not really a jewel thief, or a petty crook, but I'm hoping I've got your attention now.
So what would you get from a pretend jewel thief? Well I like to think I'm a really relaxed, fun and interesting person to be with. I've had a great life so far, travelling all over the world and seeing some amazing things and have finally landed in London.
I'm looking for someone to share some adventures with in this amazing City. Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously, but has a good sense of humour and is an independent thinker.
I'll be Clyde if you'll be my Bonnie!
Trying to become an established poet: https://soundcloud.com/martinos74
Trying to find something interesting to watch on the telly.
Getting random injuries after a few shandies
Movies: Independent films, Ken Loach, Almodovar, anything that is a little bit gritty
Music : Reggae - Lee Perry, Gladiators, The Ethiopians, Pama International, Burning Spear (I could go on...)
Acoustic - Camera Obscura, Mojave 3, Nick Cave, Bonnie Prince Billy, Cranes, The Cave Singers, Lightning Dust
Also love blues, flamenco and techno!
Food : Not much of a foodie really.
the interweb thingy
a refreshing pint of lager