luenna
39London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Hi, everybody,

Does anyone remember how it feels to be in love? you know: cuddles, "stolen" kisses, walks hand in hand, beautiful words and gestures shared by both, passion, fulfilling intimacy actually caring for togetherness? I'd certainly want to retrieve all that; hope there are great guys up there and you, the unique one, are just round the corner.
I, in turn, promise to love, trust and respect you, the way you deserve.

I am active, childlike, and romantic
What I’m doing with my life
'Mine is a long tale'.

During the week I inspire people and change lives (for the better). I am a careers adviser.
At weekend I am free: free to learn from people around me, from the classes I take, from the events I attend and (co)-organise...but also, from children's smiles and from the flowers we choose to smell or... ignore.

I am into sharing good humour, too. We're only human...so let's give this a funnier side.

LOVE, AFFAIRS AND REVENGE

A woman comes home and says to her husband, "Remember all the headaches I've had in recent years? Well, I no longer have them. "
'No more headaches?' husband asks, 'What's happened?'
His wife responds: 'One of my friends recommended me a hypnotist ... He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I have no
headache, I have no headache, I have no headache. ' And it worked! Headaches are gone .. '
The husband replied, 'Well, this is amazing.'
Then his wife said to him, 'You know, you have not really been a' macho 'in bed in recent years. 'Why don't you go to the hypnotist and see if he can help you in this matter? '
Husband agreed to try.
After the appointment, the husband comes home, tears off his clothes, picks up his wife and takes her to the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says to her: 'Do not move, I'll be right back.' He goes into the bathroom, comes back after a few minutes, jumps on the bed and makes passionate love to his wife as he had not done before.
His wife is amazed, 'Honey, that was wonderful!' The man says 'Do not move, I'll be right back.' He returns to the bathroom, stays there for a few minutes, returns to the bedroom and round two was even better than the first time. His wife remains dizzy and ecstatic.
The man tells her again, 'Do not move, I'll be right back.' And returns to the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing in front of the mirror and repeating: 'She's not my wife. She is not my wife. She is not my wife ...! '
Note
The man's burial and funeral will take place tomorrow.

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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'
She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'

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A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'Not this time!'

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A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'
'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?'
'A nickel,' the barman replied.
'A nickel?' exclaimed the man.. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'
The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.'
The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'
The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here'
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So, my life is sweet and full and will be only sweeter and fuller with a wonderful man –you? Believe me, if you are the right man, I will make life sweeter for you every day and every night. We are here to enrich and celebrate each other. Let’s explore and enjoy and play and see what wonders we can create together.
I’m really good at
Whether I am good or not, I experiment: healthy food- eating and creating recipes or adapting them, natural beverages, group activities and workshops and have been told I can be exceptional with just a bit of support (perhaps in your company :P )

-I'll let you discover the rest :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm the 'petite mignonne' type, frail and delicate...but that is just 'at first sight' :). I've been told I have beautiful eyes and my dimples show fully when I hardly wear any makeup. I like bright colours, though, and contrasts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've been reading since primary school...now I am 39...I grow by reading, others may just seize upon ideas.
Formal high education is not important, though. I believe we learn manners in primary school, the rest can be personal development. That is why intelligence or 'brainal' turns me on whether it is self-acquired (by reading and/or observing on our own) or by formal education.
Mainly Latin music and dance, but fond of all cultures.
We can discuss our favourites in person. What do you say?
Six things I could never do without
water, fire, earth, love, family and friends. (In this order).
You should message me if
What I find really sexy is an intelligent man that can read between the lines, analyse properly before misjudging, agree to disagree, without being offensive or passing judgement or being sarcastic. That includes the willingness to start/respond to and finish a conversation in a proper and respectful manner :)
http://blog.relationshipsurgery.com/6-things-every-woman-deserves-from-a-man/.
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