CrunchyCamelMilk
30 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a sarcastic & snarky personal growth, health & fitness enthusiast who loves the outdoors, hiking, playing sports / games, and cooking. So original, right?
I really enjoy deep intellectual conversations, especially with self-aware, secure, straightforward people, but who know how to cut through the seriousness with a joke or snide comment at just the right moment ;)
Morning person.
ESTJ / ENFJ for those interested.

I value open mindedness and humility a great deal and love learning about perspectives and beliefs different than mine.
I also enjoy finding humor in and poking fun at all of them, especially my own. I don't take myself too seriously and have a hard time breaking boundaries with those who are easily offended.

Note: I'm in an open relationship. I'm looking for amazing people to build meaningful connections. Happy to chat more about this, just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
You guessed it - I work in tech. I'm a software engineer working for an online education company in San Francisco. Also volunteering as a mentor - giving back is very important to me. And while perhaps cliche for the Bay, I really love what I do and consider myself extremely lucky to be able to say that.

Location note: I split my time between SF & Concord.
I’m really good at
Napping. Seriouisly, I've perfected the art.
Deflecting arguments of why my favorite shoes are called five fingers when really, they're on the toes. Luckily I'm often running with my dog so I just call him back and play the cuteness card. Win.
Listening. That's right, baby girl, I'm all ears.
Being optimistic.
Ping pong.
The first things people usually notice about me
Nothing, obviously. WHAT KIND OF LAME NINJA DO YOU THINK I AM?

But when I want to be seen:
I've been told I have nice eyes. That or the fact that I'm always wearing sandals.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Documentary: Happy, Inequality for All
Books: Atlas Shrugged, Harry Potter, Switch, Red Rising, Ethical Slut
Movies: Matrix, Now You See Me, Zoolander
Shows: 24, Heroes, Survivor, Amazing Race, Avatar - The Last Airbender, House of Cards, Parks and Recreation
Music: Anything with a good beat, uplifting trance. Beautiful Day by U2 was my alarm clock each morning in high school and is still my favorite song to this day.
Food: Everything but green olives; omnivorous. Healthy & home cooked!
The six things I could never do without
Everyday humor. Ideally laughing so hard I cry, but that only happens about every other day.
A good challenge (I'm game if you're game).
Chipotle.
Math.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my favorite color is. It's a toss up between clear with sparkles and light purple.

With my remaining, very limited, brainpower:
- How I can mentor someone in the most impactful way.
- What the world would be like if people were more compassionate. I'm a big believer in the power of habit, 1% change over time, and bottom up grassroots movements - the "if everyone turned off a light.." idea.
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying in. I like to live dangerously.

On my not so daring nights, I can be found:
Hosting potluck game nights - friendly competition in charades, board games, bean bag toss, ping pong, sports, croquet, you name it!
Or out in nature / on a weekend camping / backpacking trip - I really appreciate the simple things.
You should message me if
You value humor and/or speak sarcasm.
You think we'd be great adventure / activity buddies.

You want to share a Chipotle burrito. Haha just kidding I want my own.
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