Not a fan of this whole dating website mumbo jumbo, but I least gotta pretend like I'm trying.
Taking care of my little dogs.
Remembering to call my mom once a week to chat because I'm a good son.
Not wasting food.
Dealing with the weather.
I rarely watch movies, but when I do, I spend most of the movie looking up bullshit on the internet.
Sports, especially football (yep, one of those guys).
Classic Rock and jazz.
Any food out of a truck.
Jeans & T-shirts
Teasing all the crazy S.O.B.s I meet at the dive bars
Camping & fishing
Making sure my dogs are as happy as can be.
If that bartender won't mind if I have a seat inside with my dogs.
I love hot dogs, make me eat them and I will marry you and pay the mortgage and buy you a slightly used Volvo with a "new car" car freshener and top of the line wind-shield whippers.