33 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I have a job, no debt, two dogs, two college degrees hanging on the wall of my bathroom in case I run outta TP, wool shirts, am better in person and not photogenic. I like salsa (the food and the dancing). I don't sing opera professionally but after a few drinks I do anyways, especially Christmas carols and my voice will bring a tear to your eye.
Not a fan of this whole dating website mumbo jumbo, but I least gotta pretend like I'm trying.
What I’m doing with my life
Standing in a river trying to tie my fishing line to a tiny little fly. Or spending the work week thinking about where I'm going to stand in a river and try tying that fly.
I’m really good at
Getting along with every walk of life.
Taking care of my little dogs.
Remembering to call my mom once a week to chat because I'm a good son.
Not wasting food.
Dealing with the weather.
The first things people usually notice about me
The baby voices I use to talk to my dogs with.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Western novels.
I rarely watch movies, but when I do, I spend most of the movie looking up bullshit on the internet.
Sports, especially football (yep, one of those guys).
Classic Rock and jazz.
Any food out of a truck.
The six things I could never do without
My dogs
Jeans & T-shirts
Teasing all the crazy S.O.B.s I meet at the dive bars
Camping & fishing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Moving to a cabin on a few acres of land and being a farmer with a dozen dogs.
Making sure my dogs are as happy as can be.
If that bartender won't mind if I have a seat inside with my dogs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wearing my jeans on my couch with my shoes laced up telling myself I'm going to go out. But then just going to bed so I can wake up early and get outta town for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate kale. Don't make me eat it.

I love hot dogs, make me eat them and I will marry you and pay the mortgage and buy you a slightly used Volvo with a "new car" car freshener and top of the line wind-shield whippers.
You should message me if
You like old souls.