29 Bloomington, United States
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My self-summary
According to OKcupid's "Dating Personality Test", I'm "Genghis Khunt".
Bitches only hate me 'cause I got mad style. And I'm a better speller than them.
I've been called "a double feature" and "pride of the midwest".
I have multiple sclerosis, brah. I deal with it like a champ.
I have an old soul and a young heart.
I love kitty cats.
My love for Hall and Oates is very real and not ironic.
I love toys, animals, comics, cartoons, roller coasters, dancing poorly, bluegrass, jumping off things, spookiness, astronomy, cosmetology, horror, cowboy boots, setting fires, weird/ugly things, monster trucks, old junk, discount stores, tentacles, my sewing machine, rock-n-roll, pro wrestling, punk rock, eyeglasses, Halloween, antiques, pure evil, dressing in costumes, the south, awesome beards, used books, being doused in fake blood, G.G. Allin, banjos, red lipstick, karaoke, VHS, dolls, going to conventions, Louis C.K., freckles, board games etc.

i like boys with glasses.
What I’m doing with my life
rocking/rolling. dreaming of and making efforts to someday have my own antique/thrift shop. Going to shows and tearing it up when decent bands venture the corn. Learning to play the washboard like a f*ckin' champ.
I’m really good at
causing general chaos, sewing, kickin' ass, takin' names, hula hooping, texas hold 'em, make-up, rollin' in the hay, rollin' in the deep, useless trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes, my tits and my tattoos. I know, classy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Biblio: Lord of the Flies, Bentley Little, Harry Potter (yeah f*ck you), selective Stephen King, H.P Lovecraft, Poe, George Orwell, Poppy Z. Brite, Ray Bradbury, Bentley Little and a million more.

Video: lots of Johns Waters,Tarantino, b-grade, cult and animated flicks, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Trick 'R Treat, Anchorman, Aliens, Ed Wood, Evil Dead, They Live, Crybaby, Martyrs, American Psycho, Funny Games, Tod Browning's Freaks, Luther the Geek, Frankenhooker, Shawn of the Dead, Fido,Hot Fuzz, the Warriors, Dumb&Dumber, There Will Be Blood, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil and about 1483894 others

Tele: Futurama, Orange is the New Black, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, It's Always Sunny, Louie, the Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Walking Dead, Squidbillies, Ren and Stimpy, Family Guy, Spongebob, Trailer Park Boys, 30 Rock, Spaced, Bobs Burgers, The Walking Dead, Extras, Carnivale, Wife Swap, Face Off, Mythbusters. TV is my old friend and former babysitter, so ya know, that's that.

Audio: the Phenomenauts, Hank Williams III, Loretta Lynn, Nina Hagen, the Plasmatics, Black Flag, The Misfits, Iron Maiden, Prince, Willie Nelson, Perry Como, Reverend Horton Heat, Slayer, Die Antwoord, Mastadon, Waylon Jennings, Th'Legendary Shack Shakers, Bobby Darrin, Lunachix, George Jones, Nekromantix, Danzig, Eagles of Death Metal, Harry and the Potters, Kim Lenz, Trailer Bride, the Adicts, Unknown Hinson, Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band, X, Portishead, Batmobile,Zombie Ghost Train, Anthrax, Patsy Cline, Earth, Wind and Fire, Black Dahlia Murder, Bad Brains, Micheal Jackson, L7, Squirrel Nut Zippers

Phagology: Gyros, anything mexican, Taco bello, grilled cheese-n-tomato soup, steak, is SO great.
The six things I could never do without
nachos, my friends/family, rock n roll, my animals, gum, love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
outer space, kitty cats, mad science
On a typical Friday night I am
dancing until I pass out, setting buildings on fire, breaking into Jordan Hall but only to observe the specimens.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I peed my pants laughing a lot as a kid. And an adult. I was having fun; don't judge.
You should message me if
you're in the circus, want to help me destroy polite society, are a magician, are a slightly-scummy-heavily tattooed-beardy-punk-rock-biker(like vroom vroom, not 10 speed) bad boy-nerd, are a budding necrophile, think I'm the bees knees as well as the cat's pajamas and aren't totally L7, or you know what L7 means.