Bitches only hate me 'cause I got mad style. And I'm a better speller than them.
I've been called "a double feature" and "pride of the midwest".
I have multiple sclerosis, brah. I deal with it like a champ.
I have an old soul and a young heart.
I love kitty cats.
My love for Hall and Oates is very real and not ironic.
I love toys, animals, comics, cartoons, roller coasters, dancing poorly, bluegrass, jumping off things, spookiness, astronomy, cosmetology, horror, cowboy boots, setting fires, weird/ugly things, monster trucks, old junk, discount stores, tentacles, my sewing machine, rock-n-roll, pro wrestling, punk rock, eyeglasses, Halloween, antiques, pure evil, dressing in costumes, the south, awesome beards, used books, being doused in fake blood, G.G. Allin, banjos, red lipstick, karaoke, VHS, dolls, going to conventions, Louis C.K., freckles, board games etc.
i like boys with glasses.
Video: lots of Johns Waters,Tarantino, b-grade, cult and animated flicks, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Trick 'R Treat, Anchorman, Aliens, Ed Wood, Evil Dead, They Live, Crybaby, Martyrs, American Psycho, Funny Games, Tod Browning's Freaks, Luther the Geek, Frankenhooker, Shawn of the Dead, Fido,Hot Fuzz, the Warriors, Dumb&Dumber, There Will Be Blood, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil and about 1483894 others
Tele: Futurama, Orange is the New Black, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, It's Always Sunny, Louie, the Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Walking Dead, Squidbillies, Ren and Stimpy, Family Guy, Spongebob, Trailer Park Boys, 30 Rock, Spaced, Bobs Burgers, The Walking Dead, Extras, Carnivale, Wife Swap, Face Off, Mythbusters. TV is my old friend and former babysitter, so ya know, that's that.
Audio: the Phenomenauts, Hank Williams III, Loretta Lynn, Nina Hagen, the Plasmatics, Black Flag, The Misfits, Iron Maiden, Prince, Willie Nelson, Perry Como, Reverend Horton Heat, Slayer, Die Antwoord, Mastadon, Waylon Jennings, Th'Legendary Shack Shakers, Bobby Darrin, Lunachix, George Jones, Nekromantix, Danzig, Eagles of Death Metal, Harry and the Potters, Kim Lenz, Trailer Bride, the Adicts, Unknown Hinson, Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band, X, Portishead, Batmobile,Zombie Ghost Train, Anthrax, Patsy Cline, Earth, Wind and Fire, Black Dahlia Murder, Bad Brains, Micheal Jackson, L7, Squirrel Nut Zippers
Phagology: Gyros, anything mexican, Taco bello, grilled cheese-n-tomato soup, steak, broccoli....food is SO great.