27 Iowa City, United States
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What I’m doing with my life
Just moved back to Iowa after almost two years of living in Phoenix. I'm putting school on hold for a semester while I get settled in. Only two classes shy of my Associates. So I'm just going to be working full time for the time being. I'm planning on getting my masters here in a few years in sociology or psychology whichever is easiest to pull off. I would be doing this because I think I would like to try out for the U.S. Marshals.
I’m really good at
I'm honestly pretty decent at everything. All the shit I am better than decent at are things that can't make me money. So what's it really matter? ie: impersonating Chewbacca, screwing everything up at least once so I'm bad ass at it the second time and throwing oddly shaped objects with surprising accuracy.

....oh and not being a douchey cunt, again no money to be made there either.
The first things people usually notice about me
My resting asshole face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Count of Monte Cristo or anything else by Alexandre Dumas
Inception, Act of Valor, Mad Max
Techno, Metal, Rock
Mexican, Italian, Middle eastern, greek, and sushi
The six things I could never do without
Friends, Motorcycles, Whiskey, Jeeps, Go karts, Guns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to kill everyone and take over the world. Also the Zombie Apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever seems the most fun at the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I mistakenly drank diesel fuel instead of water....once.
Almost gored by a bull...once.
Sprinted drunkenly into a barbed wire fence....once.
Crashed my motorcycle twice in the same day......once.
Threw a Christmas tree from a moving vehicle at a drunk dude....once.

Lots more awesome "once" stories that will leave you shaking your head in disbelief if you message me....at least once.
You should message me if
You're able say what's on your mind.