25 Pennington, United States
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My self-summary
Tbh I just want someone to watch Seinfeld reruns with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(ISFP bc this is a thing now I guess)
What I’m doing with my life
Eating copious amounts of pizza.
I’m really good at
Not dropping my phone in the toilet.
The first things people usually notice about me
My '92 white Volvo 240.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently reading anything and everything by Chuck Palahniuk. Haunted is my favorite so far, and I refuse to read Fight Club. Sue me.

John Huges, Tim Burton, Judd Apatow, Hitchcock, Mel Brooks, Dazed and Confused, Almost Famous, Garden State, Back to the Future, Bring it On, I Love You Man, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Truman Show, Clue, Clerks, American History X, Jay and Silent Bob, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings...

King of the Hill, Broad City, Bill Maher, Law & Order, Game of Thrones, Seinfeld, Vice, Bob's Burgers, Intervention, Real Housewives of most places except Atlanta, sry not sry, Last Man on Earth...

I listen to songs more so than bands, if that makes sense. Band of Horses, Coldplay, Journey, Birds of Tokyo, The Temper Trap, Owl City, We The Kings, The Lumineers, The Smiths, Queen, Vnv Nation, The Bouncing Souls...

Nachos, tacos, eggplant parm, baked ziti, basically bread and cheese in any form. Italian, Indian, Mexican, potatoes in most forms, especially curly fries. All fruits except bananas, and cooked blueberries. I'll try most things twice.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, crêpes, pizza, socks, dogs, and sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why they haven't made Jaws 19 yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to pet all the dogs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
So scared of the dark yo.
You should message me if
You own a dog and/or will feed me pizza in bed.