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My self-summary
Generally when I look at your profile I'm skipping to movies and music before I read this part. It says more than you know. So please don't say I like "everything" except country and rap and expect that to be a reflection of your personality. I like alot of stuff too, but what do you LOVE?? There's a world of difference between say- metallica and neutral milk hotel when it comes to loving music. Just sayin.

Also...movies are important. Really important.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it. Wrestling tigers.
And by tiger I mean kittens.
And by kittens I mean pit bulls.
And by pit bulls I mean shmoopies.

I don't have to make sense anymore. I'm a grown up girl.
I’m really good at
Science stuff and being awesome....I'm also pretty good at laughing, if you so happen to be funny. I've been told my laugh is contagious. I like that.

In reality I'm really just a mushy kind of girl. I tend to nurture- and that tends to bite me in the ass. I work with animals. I prefer a literal bite.

I'm talkative and full of random facts.
I tend to want to see glass as half full- if you try to ruin that for me I'll punch you in the fucking face ;) not your regular face. Your fucking face.

I have the kind of humor that makes people wonder if it's PC to laugh. If you liked Strangers with Candy you should probably message me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short. Judy Garland short. And my hair makes curls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Science of Sleep, City of God, Children of Men, Dancer in the Dark, Stop Making Sense, I <3 huckabees, Kill Bill 2 then 1 (in that order), Resevoir Dogs, From Dusk till Dawn, Vanilla Sky, Donnie Darko, Annie Hall, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tennenbaums, ShortBus, Secretary, Space Oddessy 2001, A Clockwork Orange, American Psycho, Eyes Wide Shut, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish, Casino, Minority Report, The Matrix (duh).....this list is getting too long. Just ask me.


Radiohead, Bjork, Bonnie Prince Billy, David Byrne, Talking Heads, Wilco, Animal Collective, Otis Redding, Van Morrison, Black Dice, neutral milk hotel, do make say think, Deerhoof, Bob Dylan, Bill Withers, The Velvet Underground, Modest Mouse, Gorillaz, Wu Tang, Naz, JZ, Mos Def, Steely Dan, The Doors... I'm tired of typing....I'll update later....
Six things I could never do without
Why do men always reply "oxygen" to this question? This is not an alien social networking site! Of course you need O2! That's just silly.

Check it out....I need ( need is a relative term, I don't really NEED anything except this sack of meat with it's two eyeholes )

*laughter (+++)
*a good dog to follow me around, eat table scraps and protect me from stupid people
*Philly cheeseteaks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why girls even like boys...now that's science!



David Byrne...the coolest boy ever.

Why I don't focus on my painting more.

Why people are so mean to eachother.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The next thing I look at after your music and movies are your pics. Please put pix of your actual face!!! I don't care about your motorcycle or funny hat!! And a pic of you from 30 feet away In a party shot does not count as your face.
You should message me if
You're not a douchbag.

You think girls who own parrots are cool.
The two of us