maaaaatthew
32 Fort Wayne, United States
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My self-summary
I work for Kroger in the deli. I'm sick of fried chicken.
I'm a multi-instrumentalist and music is a major passion for me.
A lot of my time on the computer is spent researching and writing music.
I like a good dirty joke and reading while dropping a deuce.
I hope you can handle my poop joke.
I don't drink or do drugs. I'm trying to quit smoking. I've cut down immensely.
I've been playing golf for a couple years and I'm still horrible.
I like video games. Mostly pc but I dust off the ps4 every now and then and pretend it isn't a glorified blu ray player.
I'm a pretty huge Colts fan and I look forward to seeing how Andrew Luck develops.
Though I still miss Peyton Manning.

I am musical, encouraging, and weird
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working the K-Unit, makin' money, payin' bills.
I'd like to go back to school maybe for sound engineering or networking.
As it stands now though, I enjoy my job.
I get to interact with so many different people.
And sometimes they laugh at my bad jokes.
I'd have to say my dream job would probably be being in a touring band.
I'd love to see the world and rock the hell out along the way.
I've recently had a little work writing music for a couple indie pc games. They haven't been released yet but I'm pretty excited about it!
I certainly wouldn't mind writing music for games full time.
I’m really good at
Playing guitar and remembering quotes from movies.
Perhaps the latter isn't something worth bragging about it, but hey.. "The Dude abides."
I can also spell impeccably well. I like to call myself the human spell checker.
The first things people usually notice about me
My long hair (if I have it down).
My cute butt?
I dunno, probably my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All George Carlin books. The Alphabet of Manliness. Uncle John's Bathroom Readers. George R.R. Martin, Cormac McCarthy, Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris. The God Delusion, The Greatest Show on Earth, God is Not Great, The End of Faith.

Movies: Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin, Talladega Nights, Suicide Circle, Donnie Darko, Punch Drunk Love, Inglourious Basterds, 300, The Big Lebowski, Back to the Future Trilogy, LOTR Trilogy, Indiana Jones, Maverick, Tombstone, Office Space, Swingers, Rudy, The Dark Knight, The Prestige, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Zombieland, The Fifth Element, The Explorers, Silent Hill, Real Men, Snatch, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Jackie Chan Movies, Jet Li Movies, old Kung Fu movies (especially Master of the Flying Guillotine).

TV: The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The League, Deadliest Catch, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, 1000 Ways to Die, An Idiot Abroad, Good Eats, Pardon the Interruption.

Music: Opeth are probably my favorite band. BEHEMOTH is quickly climbing to the top though. Nile, In Flames, Immortal, Dimmu Borgir, older Children of Bodom, Metallica, Megadeth, Job for a Cowboy, Symphony X, Nevermore, Meshuggah, Dream Theater, Joe Satriani, Paul Gilbert, Ensiferum, Finntroll, Guns n' Roses, Demons & Wizards, Iced Earth, Decapitated, Suffocation, Death, Bloodbath, Steve Vai, Deeds of Flesh, Misery Index, older Dying Fetus, Arch Enemy, Necrophagist, Skeletonwitch, Pantera, Soilwork, The Sword. I like a lot of metal, obviously. However I also like stuff like The Presets, St. Vincent, Regina Spektor, Gotye, Kele, Ima Robot, Fuck Buttons, Maserati, among others.
I also like blues, classical, jazz, trance, drum n bass, experimental.

Food: Ribeye steak. Can't get a better cut of beef for the money. Pizza. Burgers. Mongolian Beef.
The six things I could never do without
Music
Laughter
A guitar
Freedom
Central Air
My friends
Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music, work, working, taking a break, working some more, finally leaving work, what i could be doing with my life. I think a lot about music. I think mostly about music, actually. Most of the time I can't wait to get home to plug in my guitar and start recording.
Also since I've started playing drums I often wonder how long I'll completely suck at playing them. I'm getting better though :D.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably leaving work to go home and play video games.
Hanging with Andy jamming some metal or writing music.
Catching a bite to eat with Ben.
More than likely I'm living on the internet being a nerd or playing guitar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a hairy beast.
But I smell good.
You should message me if
You can explain to me the hype surrounding Dr. Who.
You hate the radio.
You wish to discuss religion; a topic that fascinates me.
Or if you just wanna chat with someone that can be slightly crude but always entertaining :D.
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