...really? ehhhhhh.... lets just get a drink and discuss all in-person style! besides, ive written a bunch of goofy shit down below this section. plus youve already looked at the pictures and maybe stalked my instagram, so im sure youve got the picture by now.
also my desire to capitalize comes and goes pretty much at random. but my grammar and spelling is on fucking point, yo. or pretty close anyway.
so ive got that going for me..
That there is an old video of me playing a circuit bent easy button i made. I used to build them for fun and profit. Well, mostly fun. I only sold three of them :D
Also.. Cooking. Making fun of stuff in an amusing way. Observing things. Driving. Camping. Adventuring. Talking. Listening. Finding thrift stores. Going to antique malls. Making stuff. Fixing broken things. Breaking things I was trying to fix. Playing pinball. Sitting on the couch listening to music. Taking pictures. Jumping in puddles. Creating a sense of drama. Enunciating the fuck outta things. Petting the kitties.
Also people have told me I look like Dave Ghrol.
books! yeah i get books. i like to read 'urban fantasy' stuff sometimes, see: jim butcher and the dresdin books. also a big fan of post apocalypse genre stuff, or big weird books like house of leaves. some comics and graphic novels can sneak in there from time to time, too. honestly most of my reading is on the lighter side of things.
oh, and terry pratchet. duh. oh! and snow crash. OH and Ernest Cline! Ready Player One is a killer book, and armada was great too!!
shows! i do watch tv..
but i do limit my tv time to quality, not quantity. cant stand the tv being on all the time..
the music! best live show ive seen recently was battles. i listen to a lot of trashy euro beats, electronic nonsense, embarrassing bass music, annoying breakcore, pretentious downtempo, and plenty of other overly complicated genres.
i like music :D
gimmie the food. oh hey whats that you got there that looks good oh can i have a bite just a little no what why not fine can i have a recipe oh well can you get it from her id really like to oh ok ya i have to get back to work too yeah ok talk to you later
also: why are some people jerks?
also i work saturday so often i dont do too much.
So anyway, i was always hitting it on stuff and tossing it around. Shockproof, ya know. One day i was out with some friends, and i was bragging about my watch. I decided to toss it off the top of the bleachers down onto the pavement, you know, to show how awesome it is and how it totally wouldnt be broken when it landed. It was pretty high, like about 3 stories.
And yes, when i went to get it it was broken.
That was the last casio g-shock watch i ever had :(
and i saw mad max fury road 8 times in various theaters. i really liked it, yo.
or you know a joke.
or got my movie reference in my watch story.
or want to smoke a joint on the beach at night.
or need an adventure partner.
or like pachinko machines. i have two of them!
or you want to play pachinko cause they totally mostly work now. i mean they advance the balls, and they go all plinky plinky just fine. but see theres this series of drops in the back and they do things and for some reason some of those things arent happening in JUST the RIGHT WAY or whatever so it jams up and then i have to get the pointy thing to poke the balls and then shake it around and push the one lever that drops the previously jammed balls that ive just dislodged.
or if you know how to fix jammed pachinko machines.
or want to watch me unjam a pachinko machine.
or want to watch me swear at a jammed pachinko machine.
Or, for real you want to road trip and go to meow wolf. I so want to go to meow wolf.