magicalstrange
34 Calgary, Canada
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My self-summary
shy clingy lazy designer girl by day, (possibly burlesque) dancer by night looking for a normal guy, slightly nerdy and smart for quiet walks along the railway tracks and conversations about oxford comma. in case of bad weather, replace rail with sheesha.

i don't have a tv, don't do pop culture, bar scene or board games. but i did say a fifth element joke last week. i grew up listening to italian pop in a country that doesn’t exist any more. i am a spy but my accent gives me away. i love the super warm ocean, don't tell me 22C is warm.

also, let me ask, what’s up with everyone loving scary movies on Q&A here?! that shit sticks to my brain like chewing gum into hair, i still have a few creatures living at the bottom of my stairwell, don’t need any more of that thank you very much. and yeah, it screws up my matching percentage.

and where is _the most private thing i’m willing to admit_? here it is, i like watching boys on boys. oh, and i thought that 'set of lights' actually spelled 'satellites'.
What I’m doing with my life
not knowing what to do with my life
being an internet addict
getting blisters from walking Nose Hill in strange boots
hunting gluten free treats. they camouflage as rocks and sometimes sparrows. bad, bad candies.
I’m really good at
staring in one spot for no reason
balancing on anything
being annoyed at bad spelling
pixels
badly dancing in front of others
i'm an art snob, don't ask me about your art/photo unless you're very confident
i can make any cat like me
The first things people usually notice about me
dunno. people mostly avoid me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
food - arugula. sushi. steak. all the pretentious hipster food that i liked before it was fashionable.
i have a list of things to watch, listen, and read that funnels into the top of my head right through the 7th chakra.
movies - historical, nature and documentary. studio ghibli. random shows when im tired.
shows - vice documentaries, russian comedy
music - electro swing, triphop, americana, modest mouse, mazzy star, beirut, cocorosie, die antwoord, divine comedy
The six things I could never do without
my phone. i call him alistair. data tracking apps, on the other hand, have no names.
nature - i never go for walks but i would like to. roll me into the carpet and bring to the mountains, i will be thankful.
small stupid gadgets
expression - i move my body in a weird way whenever i get a chance. and drawing is the pain of my existence.
overthinking
my bed. i can't sleep anywhere else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sets, reps and protein shakes. second guessing the reasons of people's actions and building (faulty) strategies that i can't execute. my next project i'm going to procrastinate on. why do i have so much crap in my apartment.
On a typical Friday night I am
at home being bored contemplating the futility of everything and experiencing existential horror as a result of malnutrition.
other nights i might be dancing, pretending to lift weights, building websites or running around naked in the snow after my father beats me with bunches of leafy twigs in a satanic ritual called banya. who knows.
You should message me if
if you wear glasses, you can dance, you want to correct my spelling
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