40 Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
I'm just a regular guy with a bit of irregularity to keep things interesting. I like both the ballet and football, I've made wine and grown flowers from seed, I prefer pizza to shrimp, I like extra sauce on most everything--wings, salad, pizza, burgers, spaghetti, tacos.... I cook on my grill year round. I would like to retire and buy a sailboat, et cetera.

Some eccentric things about myself: I'm uncertain if I've ever heard a Lady Gaga song. I frequently have dreams in which I'm flying under my own power. Sometimes I stand while watching television. I have an unhealthy intolerance for public restrooms that don't have soap. I don't like candy, pie or popcorn; ice cream is ok; I like chocolate though.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a mad scientist
I’m really good at
I'm really good at forgetting what I told someone. I guess it's not so bad though because it guides my honesty compass. I'm learning to juggle. When I was a child I literally saved my younger sister's life--I was really good at that for the 2 seconds that it lasted. Oh yeah, I've recently found my new hobby--skydiving. I think it's kind of important to be good at it if you're falling at 120 mph. Wouldn't you agree?
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not sure what men notice about me, but I'm pretty certain women notice my kindness, thoughtfulness, silliness and that I parallel Batman in both good deeds and kick-ass-ness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: I read only nonfiction; the content usually fits into one of these categories--sociology, anthropology, astrophysics, philosophy, politics. Yes, I think these subjects are interesting.

Favorite Movies: The Thin Red Line, Pi, Revolver, Christmas Vacation, Sin City, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sometimes in April, et al.

Favorite shows: Usually a documentary.
The six things I could never do without
Well besides family and friends (like everybody writes) I couldn't do without (1) expensive beer, (2) aged bourbon, (3) my dogs, (4) books, (6)movie night with a good dinner and aforementioned beverage, (7) the serenity of gardening, (8) Einstein's theories of special and general relativity. While numbers 7 and 8 are true, I listed more than six just to be rebellious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to take over the world. I get my inspiration from "Pinky and the Brain" as well as Starbucks/McDonald's/Citizens United/Walmart.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either helping old ladies cross the street or throwing my shoe at my boss.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm going to host a pool party for Gremlins with midnight snacks.
You should message me if
--If you're humbly and unpretentiously graceful. There's nothing sexier. Really, I'm serious.
--If you enjoyed reading this.
--Or, if you can jump-rope and juggle flaming knives at the same time.