31Whittier, United States
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My self-summary
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.

I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.

I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

You shouldn't take this "self-summary" seriously. Obviously. But, really, I'm a swell guy.
What I’m doing with my life
While going back to school, I am involved with producing/writing/acting in film. I am also working on a new musical project with big plans in the coming year.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Hey! Nostradamus, Choke, What Dreams May Come

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Stand By Me, Like Crazy, The Tree of Life, Blue Valentine, The Sandlot, Stepbrothers

Music: Thrice, Arcade Fire, Coldplay, The Cure, Radiohead, Atmosphere, The xx, Joy Division, BR& NEW
Six things I could never do without
1. My son
2. Iced Americanos
3. Spotify
4. Passion
5. Sushi
6. A sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if a percentage status really determines whether or not I'm compatible with someone on this thing. If you can't judge a book by its cover (but by the story it tells), how can you judge based off of a percentage status?
On a typical Friday night I am
typically at Starbucks sipping on an Iced Americano reading/writing with my headphones in, or catching a movie with good company.
You should message me if
You want to make a new friend!
The two of us