malecs
50 Salerno, Italy
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My self-summary
I hate writing these things/I suck at describing myself/I am not at all good at this but here goes nothing… I’m an easygoing guy. I love a challenge/adventure/good movie. My friends say I’m ________. I’ll let you judge that for yourself, though. [Insert emoticon of choice.]

You’re not going to get to know me from anything I write here because everyone lies/ doesn’t see themselves the way others do, so just message me and get to know me that way!
What I’m doing with my life
A fish pie
I’m really good at
Enjoy your meal
The first things people usually notice about me
Why he's still not married?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books

Knitting With Dog Hair - Kendall Crolius, Anne Montgomery
Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them - Roger Welsch
Even God Is Single - Karen Salmansohn
Love Your Body - Louise Hay
Puppetry of the Penis: The Ancient Australian Art of Genital Origami - Simon Morley
Dining Posture in Ancient Rome - Matthew B. Roller

Films
The Perils of Gwendolyne in the Land of Yik Yak
Angry Black Jesus
Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla

Music

I’ve Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart, Johnny Cash
Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life, Bobby Bare
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, You'll Know It's Me - Jimmy Buffett
The six things I could never do without
Roswell , the alien butler
Siamese slanket
Brightfeet lighted sleepers
Relax 'n nap pillow
Waistband stretcher
Automatic cereal dispenser
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