malfunctionman
49 Heinersdorf, Germany
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What I’m doing with my life
Writing it out. Still on page seven.
I’m really good at
filtering.
The first things people usually notice about me
Erratic posture, shaky pinky on the left hand where the various repressions have been willed to relocation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Snob.
The six things I could never do without
Ill-considered ambition.
Collection of top hats with holes in them.
Neighbors' pets (which I am ransoming with mixed results).
Coriander.
Tear-stained pillow cases.
Ability to count to six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how the high middlebrow now dominates the sphere where the highbrow and the inspired lowbrow used to reside.
On a typical Friday night I am
Spartacus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that the odds of us marrying are unlikely, if not entirely impossible.
You should message me if
you should favor circular reasoning.
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