maliciousmalady
24 Weston, United States
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My self-summary
Yes my profile is pretty long, I dont expect you to read it all honestly but odds are I wont cover something I said on it :)

I am RIDICULOUSLY confident, whether you think I should be or not, I am.
I know I am not the BEST looking guy out there, but take a step off the high horse because lets be honest neither are you...
talk to me lets just see what happens.
yeah it seems a little rude, but if you got too see with some of the things I deal with even as a guy on here.
I am brutally honest, like it or dont.
I promise I am a lot nicer than I sound :)
I am 3 Foot 35 Inches tall.
I am horribly afraid of spiders (dont make fun...not cool)
I am rather nerdy, whether it looks it or not.
I dont want hook ups, please find another guy for that...you and I both know there are plenty of those guys on here.
I like to talk and have a habit of calling people "miss" please dont be offended...old habits die hard.

Just give me someone I can trust, which shouldnt be too hard but it is apparently. At this point in time it may not be possible honestly.
What I’m doing with my life
Passing time, awaiting, life altering event I have already set in motion.
I’m really good at
I can say a lot of things but how about instead, you just ask.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes (blue, long eyelashes)
or my voice usually (it isnt quite what you would expect)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am an open book nothing is too private, just ask me...I will be happy to tell you.
You should message me if
I am more than happy just being friends with anybody on here, if that is what you are looking for...shoot a message my way.

I am growing tired of getting messages that consist of only "hey", "how are you?", "whats up", "hey whats up" or any other combination of similar wording lol.
Oh and please please spell things out, I don't enjoy trying to decipher strange acronyms, for things like "how was your day?"
Please if you are going to message me please make it worth me reading. I will not struggle to keep a conversation going.
If you start replying one word responses, I am just going to give up talking to you altogether.

So, odds are I won't message you first on here...if you wanted to talk you probably will have to message me.
It is nothing personal I just grew ridiculously tired of talking to people who only want you for one thing, at least if you message me first I know you are interested in something more maybe.

AND If you wont message me first, throw me 4 star or something so I at least know you are interested, dont have a problem messaging you after that.
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