24Westminster, United States
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My self-summary
I expect great things! ENTP 🐙

I have a dark sense of humor. I never really take anything seriously. I'm rude but also lots of fun... so its a pretty fair trade. I'm a true Cali beach bum who likes to go with the flow. I'm working on turning my body into a coloring book while maintaining those things called responsibilities. I like women who like to drink. I like intelligent men.

Good vibes, always.
420 friendly if that matters to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for interesting people to share a little of my time with. Looking for new experiences and all kinds of crazy.
I’m really good at
losing my phone, moshing, eating pussy, swimming, telling jokes, making light of a situation, laughing at the wrong times, reading/writing, speaking (publicly, or to large groups), story telling, card games, cooking, pointing out the major flaws in all America's systems/regulations/etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I always seem happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Siddartha/ Burning in the Water, Drowning in the Flame/ Running with Scissors/ The Abstinence Teacher/ The Great Gatsby/ the 48 Laws of Power

Movies: Get him to the Greek/ The Other Guys/ American Hustle/ Seven Psychopaths/ The Lost Boys/Role Models/ Pineapple Express/ Gumo/ American Psycho/ Hesher/ Sunshine Cleaning/ Memento/ Slackers

Shows: Adventure Time/ Courage the Cowardly Dog/ One Piece/ Parasyte/ One Punch Man/ Ghost in the Shell/ Sailor Moon/ Kino's Journey/ Samurai Jack/ Mr Pickles/ American Dad/ Moral Oral/ Super Jail/ Metalocalpse/ Xavier Renegade Angel/ Rick and Morty/Bravest Warriors/ Bee & Puppycat/ Broad City

Music: classic rock/ punk/ hardcore/ ska/ reggae/ sidewalk surfer/ metal/ folk/ alternative/ Indie/ jazz/ blues/ electro swing/ darkness dubstep / classical/ trance/ trap/ horror core/ satanic rap

Food: Italian/ Japanese/ Korean/ Vietnamese/ pizza alwayssss
Six things I could never do without
1. the beach
2. the rain
3. music
4. my bed
5. sun tea
6. marijuana
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people do the things they do, ways to better myself, career goals/plans, traveling the world, & Helena Bonham Carter.
On a typical Friday night I am
drinking with friends, listening to records, smoking a bowl, geo caching, perhaps at a show, whatever else i feel like doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm happy without you.
You should message me if
1. if you are looking for new friends.
2. if you are an all around. rad/spontaneous/confident/nerdy/weird person.
3. If your eyebrows are real.
4. If you promise not to try to convert me to any type of religion or vegetarianism.
5. If you can hold your alcohol.
6. If you're dead inside.
The two of us