malturd
30 Hartford, United States
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My self-summary
Welp, I'm witty as fuck and a night owl.

I like photography, museums, whiskey, good restaurants, live music, tattoos, road trips, thrift storin, the mountains, hockey, sarcasm, intellect, wit, and a lot more

I'm an optimistic pessimist, a realist who's pretty laid back but who crosses off a to do list like a mother fucker.
What I’m doing with my life
working in marketing / communications. traveling is important to me and I love road trips and getting lost and finding awesome antique shops and yummy little diners! goin to the mountains and swimming in lakes. love live music and going to shows
I’m really good at
Makin jokes, exploring, going on road trips, being spontaneous, cooking, craftin
The first things people usually notice about me
no idea? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ernest Hemingway
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Steinbeck
Vonnegut
T. S. Eliot
Philip k Dick
Jeanette Walls
W.B.Yeats

The Wire
Boardwalk Empire
Game of Thrones
The Motorcycle Diaries
Dazed and Confused
Benny & Joon
Donnie Darko
Amelie
Almost Famous
The Goonies
Shawshank Redemption

so much more
The six things I could never do without
- friends and fam
- sunglasses
- my cameras
- griswold cast iron skillets
- whiskey
- a grill (to cook things on, not gold-plated teeth... well.... maybe?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
art, the future, design

why people go to those paint bars just to make the same shitty painting as their friends. like, why would you want the same shitty painting in your house as your friends do in their houses?????
On a typical Friday night I am
hangin with friends or staying in watching movies eating take out... bonfires and music, seeing a show... no real typical Friday, just like to have a good time with good people
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i irish step danced for 10 years and i love nic cage
You should message me if
you can take sarcasm/me being feisty

you're funny

You're a Louie CK kinda man
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