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My self-summary
hello all, my name is Amanda- that at least hasn't changed from the last time i updated this forsaken profile. it must be said that i am only intensely typing due to a very inspirational profile i just had the privilege of reading... you know who I'm talking about if you're it's yours. i love it when irony and strange occurrences make sense. i used to write much more eloquently but now that i haven't practiced in so long, i wish i had that strength again... i suppose i should just take mrs. crazy's grade eleven enriched English course again... it should be mandatory every 4 years. wow- has it already been that long? actually no, it's been longer... wow.

I am uninspired, sassy, and always right
What I’m doing with my life
working in the business of low self-esteem and big egos... known to common man as the business of aesthetics and fashion. I'll admit, it's not my calling, it's not my dream... but it's interesting for those of us to like to people watch and it pays the bills... well, most of them, anyway.
I’m really good at
exaggerating, over-elaborating, performing, sweet-talking, rambling, faking...
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short, but i look tall from far... and i know how to put myself together well. then probably my smile since it has to move my cheeks way out to make room to show off my pearly whites! lol (meh, no room for improvement here...)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a)Dostoevsky's notes from the underground, Bushnell's sex and the city and anything by Leonard Cohen. Noam Chomsky, that crazy, intelligent bastard! and I'll admit, the shopoholic series... I'm a sucked for addicts. b)eternal sunshine and garden state (but I'm a total rocky horror) groupie!) c)def leppard, queen, cat stevens, bush, nickelbakc, maroon 5, the donnas, third eye blind, one hit wonder stuff, spin doctors, verve pipe, collective soul, metallica...i love music. d)pasta, sushi, seafood, nachos, aisian and indian cuisines home-cooked meals...i love food too! lol
The six things I could never do without
1-a calender (I've learned to live without a watch) 2-communication (i.e phone, internet, body language), 3-my bed (for all sorts of reasons), 4-the important people in my life (friends/family/dogs), 5-food 6-music *(not in order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the ones i care about, the smells around me (i have a very sensitive sense of smell), food (just being honest!), love and sex (as big a cliche as it is) but most of all, the things i have to look forward to.
On a typical Friday night I am
typically? um... probably finishing work and going for a lil' night cap before hitting the sack so i can wake up in time for a coffee the size of my head before i go to work for the 6th day in a row. "it's not fair" "life's not fair"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have zero patience for stupidity, abuse of any kind, ignorance, laziness, bad smells, disorganization, rudeness... i could continue but let's leave it at I HAVE NO PATIENCE.
You should message me if
you should only message me if you think you have something special to offer- something nobody else has to offer. if you've come this far in reading my profile, i will assume you caught the part where i mentioned i was BORED. (actually, that's no longer in my profile, but it still applies!) well, then, look below and you'll catch it again. but if you're only motivation for contacting me is "you're hot" or "i took your test and apparently i could get you off", or, the worst "i took your test and apparently i CAN'T get you off" THEN DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME!

...and i would love some criticism as well. *cheers to being blunt